how breezy and i show affection
breezy: I just realized my birthday is in twelve days omfg
tree: that omfg was very unenthusiastic lets see you kick it up a notch to 'frEAKIng tHE FUCk ouT' tier mmkay
breezy: No you don't understand everyday I have been really psyched and just occurred to me this late in the day that its only 12 FUCKING DAYS
tree: thats better wanna see some fuckin exclamation points up in these texts get nice n friendly like with some shout poles cuz yOU GONNA BE 21 IN 12 DAYS BUTTCHEEKS
breezy: Did u just call me buttcheeks
breezy: U did
tree: i mean you have eyes u can read right like u didn't suddenly become blind and incapable of reading my subtle affections hidden in insults
breezy: I am going to punch you so hard in the buttcheeks next time I see your dumb face
tree: i love you too lil shit stain
breezy: Yeah I guess I love you too fucktruck
tree: wheres my less than three you lil fucker dontchu hold out on me u broken excuse for a crisper drawer








