so what if he pulls him closer by the collar of his shirt and kisses him. what if. is that also gonna make him horny.
@crosscursed
Hα΄'s Κα΄α΄Ι΄ in the middle of a long winded ramble, gesturing wildly with his free hand and barely stopping to take a breath when he's suddenly finding himself in a predicament; collar pulled taunt by the sudden pressure on it, words stolen by lips against his, a tongue licking them out of his mouth along with any air. Instantly, whatever thought had been previously in his mind is wiped clean off, all animated fight (even if only verbally) gone in a flash. Glasses pushed askew by the angle to reveal the rapid blinking while he takes a second to recalibrate to what's happening.
(It's not easy to take him by surprise in a fight, or any other situation, but do anything nice or gentle and it hard resets his entire brain, overwhelms him, makes him unsure of how to proceed from here. A weapon to be used against him if wielded by the wrong person.)
It does indeed, predictably, send little shivers of electricity down his spine, but they have neither the time nor the space for that in the current situation, and besides, it's all just a dirty trick. As much flashes back when his eyes happen to stray lower, and the deck of cards in his other hand, now hanging low and quite visibly with their faces revealed, come back to mind. It still takes some effort to push against the broader man's chest and detach himself from the vigorous assault.
"That's hardly fair β "














