Horny Thought:
Crop dusting is not talk about enough especially in places like stores!!! The act of just letting it go no matter where you are regardless of the audience is 🤤 but add the fact that someone will eventually be walking through your rank gas. The rotten smell of eggs and broccoli or hot trash tainting the air of all the products. To have them choking and gagging on it with watery eyes cuz it reeks so bad. The smell lingering in the air long after your gone but that doesn’t stop you from “making your territory” by releasing bubbly farts with every step everywhere you go. Some gas being stubborn so you have to stop every once in a while to lean against a display shelf or your cart to really bear down on a nasty ripper. The little sighs of relief after every release making you that more content to just keep doing it. Until your finally done with trip so you leave a final farewell near the entrance of the store for anyone else coming or leaving!
I love crop dusting sm I wish more people indulged in it irl. Nothing get me more wet than smelling a nasty rip someone let out and if I have any gas adding some of my own to the mix ✨💕



















