Everybody's a rat at heart

The goatherd hadn't been lonely in some time, but he missed the excuse to yodel

Yes, his horns can pick up any radio signal. No, he will not be changing it until Delilah's show is over.

The tattoo is temporary, but his coolness is forever

The cat hair can wait, this is her day

It's like they always say, "The sheet doesn't fall far from the lint roller"

Roller derby is not for the faint of heart

Gave boardroom chic at the last laundry room fashion show

Was so happy she cleaned up the confetti last night - she's all ready for a night out on the town!

Someone had the nerve to call her synthetic!

Let's just say he's no stranger to spinning a yarn

These two divas are ready to walk the runway at the Yarn Ball

Judging the youth axe throwing competition has its ups and downs

Helped a slug cross the sidewalk today, time to work off the adrenaline rush

Listening to the Charli xcx Wuthering Heights album

She may never be royal, but she will always love her fellow Kiwi, Lorde

Rat at heart, mind, body, and soul

This was only the second luckiest moment of his life (the first was meeting his wonderful husband at the discotheque)