#cronusroxy

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rudie

fight club

tired

supposed to be humanstuck

Based on this post.

[Cronus x Roxy]

The Highblood Conundrum

oh gosh i havent really thought of this pair before, so this should be fun

who cooks normally?:

hmmm id say theyre probably both really shitty cooks?? hahah lots of take out and dinners away from home

how often do they fight?:

roxy sometimes gets upset when he flirts with anyone else but other than that they dont fight often and for the most part get along great

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

cronus probably writes songs about her and sends her selfies 

and she probably laughs and they have selfie wars and she hangs out with jane and dirk and jake a lot 

nicknames for each other?:

he’d probably call her cat or maybe dollface

and she calls him cro or cronny

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

cronus, he might be a womanizer but hes really good with the whole, trying to woo a lady thing, even if he does kinda come on strong

who steals the covers at night?:

roxy likes to take them usually just to screw with him and they play wrestle to see who will win the blanket

what would they get each other for gifts?:

cronus likes to write her songs and give her pretty flowers and buys her 50 styles dresses and roxy sometimes gets him a new instrument to learn or signs them up for classes so they can learn how to jitterbug together

who remembers things?:

cronus remembers more things than she does, especially anniversaries

who cusses more?:

roxy seems to cuss more than he does but she likes his accent so sometimes she makes him say random words just because hell do it for her

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

cronus would probably freak out and freeze up and panic and fumble with the phone trying to call 911

and roxy would do her best to help him like fuck yeah all those er marathons are finally coming in handy time to pretend im a doctor

who kissed who first?:

roxy told him she doesnt kiss on the first date but he totally kissed her at the end of the night anyway

who made the first move?:

cronus is the one who asked her out, and she decided to give him a chance

who started the relationship?:

roxy probably did after a couple dates and everyone was kinda miffed when it happened like holy fuck why would anyone date cronus

and then somehow (maybe she runs into him in a dreambubble later when she's in the game and realizes it's him from his name or something) she finds out cronus isnt a human at all and he's been lying the whole time and just

i dont know