-- ardentCupid [AC] began trolling chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 16:51 -- AC: (=^..^)ノ < HELLO! CA: vwell hey there. vwhore you? AC: (^・o・^)ノ < I'M MEULIN! AC: (=^-ω-^=) < I AM MEW ON THIS SHIP. ARANEA GAVE ME THE MANIFURST SO I COULD CHAT WITH PEOPLE! CA: oh yeah? vwell you picked a probably the best guy you could havwe to chat vwith, because im all about making newv people feel vwelcome. its just the kind of guy i am, you knowv? AC: (^・o・^) < WOW!!! AC: (=^ω^=) < THAT'S SO GREAT! AC: (≚ᄌ≚) < WHAT'S YOUR NAME? CA: cronus ampora. aka deep<3eart. no applause, please, i knowv its impressivwe. howv can one guy be tvwo vwery different, incredible famous people at the same time? AC: (=⊙ω⊙) < WAAAAAAAAAAAT. AC: ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ < YOU'RE D33P<3ART??? CA: yep, in the flesh. CA: heh, youre a fan arent you? AC: ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ノ < MEOWLY SHIT! OF COURSE!!!!! AC: (=TェT=) < YOU HAVE, LIKE. THE MOST AMAZING SEXYTIME MOOD MEWSIC. AC: (^./_.^) < FUR WRITING, OF COURSE! CA: vwriting eh? you making a steamy romance novwel inspired by me? AC: (^・o・^)ノ < KIND OF! AC: ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿< I WRITE ALL KINDS OF FICS ABOUT MY FAVORITE SHIPS. CA: ships? thats a vweird thing to vwrite about, but i vwont judge. is the romance on these ships? AC: (^._.^) < NO, NO, NO. AC: (^._.^)ノ < SHIPS LIKE RELATIONSHIPS! CA: oh. CA: vwait. CA: do any of these fics invwolvwe relationships vwith me because... CA: id lovwe to take a look. vwink. AC: (ΦωΦ) < ! AC: (^・x・^) < WELL, NOT YET! AC: (=TωT=) < IT'S B33N SO HARD TO SHIP YOU BECLAWS YOU'RE SO MYSTERIOUS! AC: (=^. .^) < UNTIL NOW. CA: oh yeah? vwell, i can accept that. i am a pretty untouchable guy. AC: (=^-ω-^=) < I THINK I HAVE A PURRFECT FIC IDEA IN MIND, THOUGH. AC: (=^ω^=) < I JUST N33D TO FIND A PAIRING FOR YOU! CA: vwell as soon as you figure it out, get right to it and showv me. CA: i vwouldnt evwen care if it invwolvwed a little... self insert. AC: (=゚・゚=) < OMEOWGOD. AC: (=^・ェ・^=) < REALLY????? AC: (´⊙ω⊙`) < I GUESS I COULD DO READER/D33P<3ART... AC: (=xェx=) < THIS IS JUST SO MUCH! I CAN'T EVEN. AC: (=TωT=) < ALL THE CANS ARE UNEVEN. CA: yeah, see? vwowv, then yould technically be doing the ship of me vwith evweryone? AC: (=`ω´=) < YES!!! CA: i am all about this. CA: so howv do you feel about meeting one of your favworite artists? AC: ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ < OMG OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO!! AC: (=^・^=) < IT WOULD HELP GIVE ME INSPURRATION, TOO. AC: (=^. .^) < BUT I CAN'T REALLY LEAVE THE INFURMARY. CA: you dont say? i vwas stuck in there recently, too. AC: (=゚・゚=) < OH NO! REALLY?? CA: yeah, i got mauled by a bear? it vwas pretty tragic. the univwerse almost lost me there. AC: (三ФÅФ三) < WHAT!?!??!?! AC: (=;ェ;=) < I CAT BELIEVE IT. ARE YOU OKAY?? CA: barely. i dont knowv if ill evwer be the same. the rehab is being a 8ITCH to get through. AC: (^・x・^) < OHHH. AC: (=ΦエΦ=) < I COULD VISIT YOU IF YOU ARE STILL IN THE INFURMARY. AC: ε=ε=ε=ヾ(э^・ェ・^)э < SUPAH FAST! CA: sure, i might evwen be close by? -that sure is a room number he gives her- AC: └(=^..^=)┐< OH SNAP! HERE I COME!! CA: svweet. cant vwait to see you. MEULIN: -HERE SHE COME. she's knock knock knocking on cronus' dooooor.- CRONUS: come on in. MEULIN: -oh right she can't hear anything. she just sort of cracks the door open a little and waves a hand in.- UM, I'M COMING IN? MEULIN: -peeks around the door- CRONUS: yeah i should hope youre coming in. *he's FLOATING in the tank, all SHIRTLESS ;OOO* *he looks her up and down. Huh... she was cute.* MEULIN: ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ -OMG. HE SHIRTLESS. WHAAAT. she's looking a little green as she shuffles in.- HI! CRONUS: heh, like vwhat you see? its me. deep<3art. in the flesh. MEULIN: OH! I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE OF -points at her ear bandages- A THING, BUT... I CAN TRY TO READ YOUR LIPS MAYBE?? CRONUS: ... vwhat? MEULIN: I'M DEAF IS ALL! MEULIN: UM... MEULIN: -glances around, still a lil green- YOU LOOK PURRETTY GOOD FOR BEING HURT! SO. THAT'S GOOD! CRONUS: oh dont vworry, im plenty hurt on the inside. or i mean... vworry all you vwant, it might help my recovwery. MEULIN: -blink blink. she saw something that looked like "fries" and "happy furry."- YOU LIKE ANIMALS? CRONUS: uh, sure. do you? you look like you do. *HE DOESNT CARE FOR THEM besides his seahorses* MEULIN: -that looked like "uh, shit." the rest was just totally lost except for a lot of similar looking syllables that looked like "you" and "do."- .... WELL, I AM KIND OF AN ANIMAL SORT OF! MEULIN: OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SOME PEOPLE SAY. MEULIN: -turns enough to show off her WAVY WIGGLY TAIL- CRONUS: *EYES WIDEN* kinky. MEULIN: -she definitely didn't get that, but she's SMILING PROUDLY anyway.- (=⊙ω⊙=) MEULIN: IT'S REALLY COOL TO M33T YOU! MEULIN: I'M SORRY I CAN'T LISTEN TO YOUR MEWSIC ANYMORE. MEULIN: BUT I WILL STILL GET IT TO SUPPURRT YOU I PROMISE! MEULIN: MAYBE IF I TURN UP THE BASS R3333AALLY LOUD I CAN STILL ENJOY IT? CRONUS: *............ oh. It FINALLY clicks wjaty CRONUS: *what's wrong with her and it's REALLY HARD not to frown about it because of how MEGA DISAPPOINTED he is now* CRONUS: vwell you better try that othervwise im going to be really disappointed in losing such an important fan. MEULIN: -did she just see "pistachio"? no that doesn't seem right. she's inching a little closer to the tank.- IS IT COLD IN THERE? -paws at it- CRONUS: cold? vwell... maybe? *huh, he hadn't really thought about that. He figured he could try and spin this in his favor anyway though* yeah, its frigid. free me from my frozen prison. MEULIN: -bliiiiinks slowly. she saw "baby" and "freezer."- DO YOU N33D A HEATER? CRONUS: i dont knowv, staring at you seems to be helping just fine. *WINK* MEULIN: -she could at least get "i don't know" and a wink, so that's enough to make her flush green again.- EHEHEH33! MEULIN: WELL THAT'S... GOOD? CRONUS: vwell yeah, its totally good. *DANG, SOMEONE ACTUALLY ACCEPTING HIS ADVANCES??? W HAT IS THIS* MEULIN: -folds her arms over the top edges of his tank and rests her chin on them- DOES IT GET PURRETTY LONELY AND BORING IN HERE FOR YOU? MEULIN: BECLAWS THAT'S SURE HOW IT F33LS IN MY ROOM. CRONUS: vwell... *shit, that was actually a serious question he could give a serious answer to* vwell, yeah. i mean, one or tvwo people vwisit me evwery once in awvhile... *liar, feferi, jane, and nepeta visit u all the time, plus those visits from dirk for the talent show.* MEULIN: -she did at least see "yeah", so that's enough.- AWW... IT REALLY SUCKS. MEULIN: BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE A NEW REALLY COOL FRIEND HERE! CRONUS: *FRIENDZONED!!!!!! no, he's not actually thinking that, SOMEHOW* yeah, a newv really cool special friend. MEULIN: -tail waving behind her, BIG SMILES- YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER MET A CELEBRIKITTY BEFORE UNTIL NOW. MEULIN: I DIDN'T THINK THAT THEY WOULD BE SO NICE! CRONUS: vwell todays you lucky day because im about the nicest guy there is. MEULIN: -she keeps trying to figure out his words but it's hard, and while she's staring at his mouth, she just nods and little and does a sleepy blink before she starts purring.- CRONUS: so you like vwhat you see so far? CRONUS: am i impressiwve? MEULIN: -she just nods a little again, still not sure what he's saying- MEULIN: IS IT OKAY IF I TAKE A LITTLE CAT NAP IN HERE WITH YOU? CRONUS: yeah, totally. go ahead. *GRIN GRIN* MEULIN: H33H33, OKAY. -yeah, she's totally just gonna fall asleep leaned up against the tank like that. why do cats sleep in such weird ways? we may never know. she shuts her eyes and the purring gets louder.- CRONUS: *AND HE'S GOING TO AWKWARDLY WATCH HER 8ECAUSE... seriously what else is he supposed to do? The entertainment here is kinda... sparce.* MEULIN: -HE WILL HAVE A CAT AGAIN WHEN SHE WAKES UP. it'll be good times.-









