#crohnplaining

call me ulcerative colitis the way I’ll mess up your colon 😈😈

one of the hardest parts of chronic illness is having to occasionally tell friends that you need to cancel plans due to [intensely concerning medical symptom] and then having to explain that no, you don’t need to go to the hospital, this is not abnormal for you and has already happened a few times this year

girl help I’m experiencing internal bleeding

my drinking problem and my gastrointestinal chronic illness teaming up to make me have diarrhea that smells like a tequila sunrise 😎🤝

society rests on the backs of bitches with stomach problems because if my ancestors weren’t shitting our whole entire seeds then y’all would still be hunter-gatherers

Ugh it is damn near impossible to get ready for a night of hot stuff when I have these awful i'mgonnadie stomach cramps. Thanks Crohn's.