#critroledit

Presenting your hosts for the Chamber of Whitestone Commemorative Ball, Mistress of the Grey Hunt, Lady Vex'ahlia Vessar! Accompanied by Lord Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III! Cutting it close, Percy. Apologies my love. It's just nothing's working down there. Give a lady a chance, darling. Oh, you mean the Orb. Boo. Delilah Briarwood turned it on, and I can't turn it off. I've tried fire, electricity, magnetics. All I know is that it negates magic. Look, I get it. A spinning death orb is quite the distraction. Though I can think of a better one. Speaking of distractions, all this posh nonsense must drive you mad. When you made me a noble, I didn't expect so many fuddy-duddies around all the time. And though I do enjoy balls, three per week is a lot. Percival, my boy. When are you going to make an honest woman of her? When you do the same for one of your mistresses, Lord Mercer. Canapé? I do hope having a gilded roof over your head hasn't been all terrible? Of course not, darling. I love you and the life we've made together, but I do sometimes do miss the old days. With Vox... and Vax. We should invite your brother over. We could throw a- Say "ball" and I drop you.