#critroleblogging

if the whole show is gonna b like that i dont really wanna slog my way thru it!!!

taliesin jaffe - millennia-old kindly eldritch entity who's seen too much to be phased by anything

ashley johnson - Viking warrior queen from the 800s who never really stopped sailing

matthew mercer - elusive fae storyteller who spun tales in sun-dappled groves for a young Shakespeare

travis willingham - early 1800s whaling ship captain who still has his sea legs after centuries

laura bailey - 1920s crime boss who regularly complains about how much she misses speakeasies

liam o'brien - was drafted into the Great War as a youth and has not aged since

marisha ray - became immortal in the 90s and is only just now having to learn to watch her speech patterns

sam riegel - token mortal friend whom everyone assumes is immortal too because he's just so odd; has done absolutely nothing to dispel this impression

the first time they hugged each other and it was so awkward they both needed encouragement from their other friends to finish it out

the SECOND time they hug each other 78 episodes later when they've just ended a war and Caleb is still like... why are you hugging me... and Beau makes him hug her again because she doesn't think he hugged back enough the first time

in their Mighty Vibes video they hang out for like an hour and once in a while one of them idly says something to start a conversation and the other one dead refuses to respond to it

when beau tries to express affection and ends up just screaming FUCKING COOL, CALEB at him several times

when beau shuts the door of her Xhorhaus room on Caleb trying to talk to her and Caleb just yells through the door til she opens it

when Caleb is all melancholy describing Astrid to Jester and he keeps being like "she had... beautiful brown eyes..." and Beau's in the background like "lol she prolly still does" every time he says another descriptor

when Caleb learns to start sharing loot and Beau immediately starts making fun of him and punching him on the shoulder for it

when Veth is calling caleb Lebby to be cute and Beau suggests "we could just call you Leb-ia"

when Essek first comes over for dinner and at the end of the night Caleb murmurs like "may I walk you home?" and Beau yells "I'M COMING TOO"

when beau is trying to bow out of a conversation and goes "man I feel itchy I might be getting sick" and Caleb instantly understands what she's going for and says yeah let's get you home but DOES also take the opportunity to tell Essek all about how she has chronic syphilis

"look at my guns, they look good now" "you look like Gandhi" "fuck you"

"I'm taking a dragon firework, Beau" "...we only have two of those" [petulant as hell] "well, I have one"

when they have the "I'm glad we're friends" moment when they're having a dance and they barely get through two sentences of sincerity before Beau is telling him "I hated you, you sucked" and Caleb is criticizing her dancing

the next episode they have the "YOU’RE MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND, CALEB!" moment and it’s in the context of him putting a sex mirror over her bed in the Mansion

when Caleb asks Beau to help him build his snowman and she kicks it over and throws a bunch of snowballs at him for absolutely no reason at all?? The cain instinct i guess?

so he burns a 5th level spell to throw her into a snowbank

Caleb shitting on her every time he polymorphs

fighting over rock paper scissors

when Caleb figures out how much Beau annoys Lucien and siccs her on him every chance he gets