#crimeposting

can’t a girl just love trinkets and hate paying for shit? like why is everybody so fucking dramatic? like if your ceo is a billionaire im stealing from you, end of story sorry not sorry

hey tumblr clown husbandry enthusiasts, did you know crime is some of the best enrichment you can give your clowns? i stole a troupe of circus clown mixes from their abusive owner and had to resort to crime to fund our escape and get the startup money for the circus, and it turns out clowns thrive when they're allowed to steal. hope this helps!

i just put together a new crime outfit (outfit for when i do crimes outside) and it looks SO COOL. i’m so mad i can’t share it with anyone or take pictures of it. i’m gonna be really sad if i have to make it disappear. it looks best with just a mask, but in order to be fully safe from cameras and witnesses i have to cover my whole head :(

Police incompetence actually improved my day today