#creationaria

Fern slowly opened the door to the coffee shop. He looks confused, looking around the shop.

Eclecious smiles from behind the counter. Parsure helps A.Vi with her order.

“One medium matcha green tea, boba, shot of vanilla.” Parsure types the order in the register.

“What the hell?” Fern approaches the counter.

“I can help you sir” Eclecious grins.

“Eclecious what the hell is this?” Fern asks.

“A Coffee Shop AU. What can I get you?” Eclecious’ grin widens.

Glossy’s voice softly sounds through the speaker system “ladies, gentlemen, and all nonbinary rads, you just entered soft hour, enjoy this next hour of soft smooth jazz hits”

Soft jazz music plays through the coffee house.

Author laughs in the corner “I love this song!”

Fern looks around, visibly horrified.

“Sir? Your order?” Eclecious asks again.

“Dude, come on, you are holding up the line” A.Vi sighs and shakes her head, taking her tea and walking away.

A girl in a hoodie, and a bunny mask waits behind Fern, behind her GKatte smiles and waves.

“Ah shit, uhm, mocha, medium, and a ham sandwich I guess” Fern sighs.

Eclecious chuckles, “Chanter! We need a mocha, extra espresso shot and a ham sandwich!”

“Hyper chocolate and a piggy bed! Got it!” Chanter yells from the coffee machine.

Fern steps aside and lets the bunny girl come up to the counter.

‘Hey Fern.” Gkatte smiles.

“Hey Kat.”

“Homicidal urges gone now?” Kat asks.

“Hell no, but this is a coffee shop AU, these are no kill zones” Fern replies.

“Yeah, that’s the rules. “

Fern sighs and looks around, Ausham and Razor sit together, comparing notes.

Buddy Lilly sits at a table, mixing his music, Author sits next to him writing. Cole and Blake sit across from each other, talking about the weather while Dull sleeps on the couch.

Two more people walk in, a man, bald with light facial hair, dressed warm, with a woman with brown hair holding his hand.

“Welcome to Tenaria Coffee!” Chanter smiles, welcoming them.

“Thank you” the man smiles back.

“Oh hey Deusn! Hey Evie!” The bunny girl smiles and waves.

“Hey Zuzu!” Evie smiles back.

Fern watches them as he takes his seat. “Kat, do you think anyone recognizes everything changed?”

“Oh no doubt, but I doubt anyone cares. Its a coffee shop AU, its fine” Kat replies.

“Fair point.”

Fern watched the people interact in the coffee shop. A.Vi sat with a man with shaggy black hair, dressed in a black suit, the two discussing the various adventures they have been on. Zuzu soon joins them, cup of warm tea in hand.

Parsure comes up to Fern, cup of coffee and sandwich on a tray in his hands. “Here you are….SIR.”

Fern narrows his eyes. “You guys are lucky.”

“Are we now?” Parsure raises his one eyebrow.

He sets the tray down at Fern’s table and walks back behind the counter.

Fern sighs and takes a sip of his coffee “damn.”

“What?” Kat asks, as she takes a bite of her cookie.

“This coffee is amazing”

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Seven roamed through the grave yard, leaving a trail off goo behind her as always, it wasn’t much to worry about, it would vanish in a while. As she passed by some tombstones she felt a chilling feeling of uneasiness, she bended down looked at the writing on the stone.

“HERE LIES TRIAL #7, KILLE BY XXXXX”

“Heh, heh, I surely wonder why that part isn’t visible”

Seven turn around and behind her was Death itself, Digger had a creepy and empty grin on his face as he looked down at seven. She looked at him a moment, then burst into laughter. “Ha,ha,ha! Oh geez, Dig have you considered an acting carrier? Cause you sure get into character”

“You just saw your own grave there.” He said with annoyance in his voice.

“So? I know I’m not in there.”

“It’s an alternate version of you.”

“Uh. No. Like you I’m unique in the multiverse of my creator.” She stood up as she spoke and fixed her glasses.

“Heh, no one is unique my goopy lady. And I’m not a simple character like you, I’m not even a character, I’m my own-”

“Yeah, yeah, stick to your cannon please. I’ll stay in mine.”

Digger rolled his eyes. “What are you doing here anyway?”

“What? Do I have to have a reason to visit?”

“…”

“… *sigh* Digger, what happened here?”

“Many died and needed a place to store their bo-“

“No!  Not in your realm. I mean here in Creationaria, something happened didn’t it? Everything, rebooted.”

“How would you know, you weren’t here the first time.”

“I’m omniscient.”

“What number am I thinking about?”

“Not that type of omniscient! Ugh, look, you know what happened?”

“Sure I do.”

“Will you say it?”

“Nope, spoilers.”

“Dick.”

“Sure I am.”

Seven sighed heavily and face palmed, she knew from the beginning she wasn’t going to get any answers from him.

“Heh, I can tell you one thing tho……If what happened the first time was bad, what comes next, will surely wreck this place apart even more, so be careful, goopy lady.”

“Gee thanks. Any other piece advice you great force of knowledge and death?”

“Yeah, next time you visit, bring some snacks, and alcohol is always welcomed.”

“What makes you think I will return here?”

Digger just shrugged.

“Goodbye Dig.”

“Tell everyone I say hi, and that they’ll hear of me, sooner than what they would like to.”

Seven simply gave him a thumbs up as she was already getting away. Digger returned to his duties at the grave yard. Those included drinking until the dawn of the next day.

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A nice little chat.

Grave Digger belongs to @fernlom

Probably not the best thing since, but since it’s a collaboration with the fabulous @fernlom I thought it would be fitting! A bonus-sort chapter of CREATIONARIA, featuring my very own Zepf, Fernlom’s Chantler, and @alainaprana ‘s... herself! And the kiddos, a little bit owo.

It shouldn’t be like this. Not once since Zepf had been brought here had he seen it so empty. Even when it was night, people were still interacting and creating a generally friendly air, it wasn’t just… empty. So far he had only seen the occasional creation, and maybe once or twice a creator trying to get somewhere, but other than that he was alone. He wasn’t even sure who he was looking for yet- maybe he was just trying to stay away from his creator, but right now?

The silence was worse. It reminded him too much of what he had already seen in his stories. What he himself had already caused, although in a different time. The extra edge against his stability certainly wasn’t good for anyone, and he couldn’t believe his creator was anywhere near the cause of it. He… was pretty sure at least. It made sense to him, even if no one else would believe him. He just needed proof.

Fern sat in the coffee shop, watching as patrons came and went. Gkatte and Z sat with him, both enjoying their respective drinks.

Dull snorted as he suddenly woke up. “Yoo, this is freaky man, we’re like, in a coffee shop now. Heh heh.”

Blake rolls his eyes “yes Dull, we rewrote the universe into a Coffee Shop AU to stop Fern’s genocide”

“Rad” Dull laughs.

Glossy’s voice echoes through the speakers “DID SOMEONE SAY RAD! ITS RAD HOUR NOW DUDES! ENJOY THIS HOUR OF RAD ELECTRO BEATS!”

“Great” Blake sips his coffee as electro music softly comes from the speakers, “at least its soft”

Fern sighs. A new patron enters the shop, dressed in a neon purple, blue and white windbreaker, over a pink collared shirt and green shorts, with pink hair and two cat ears, and neon sunglasses with the words “rad dude” on the lenses.

“Is that NX?” Fern asks. “This is the first time I’ve seen him in ANY iteration of Creationaria. “

“Yeah its NX” Z smiles, “hey NX!”

NX grins and rushes over “hey guys!”

“Sup NX” Fern smiles.

NX sits down at the table, “how are you guys?”

“Wait, what do you mean iteration?” Z asks.

“Uhm..well…” Fern looks around…”so anyway I’m good NX bro!”

“Awesome!” NX grins.

“You gonna go get some coffee?” Z asks.

“I’m thinking cocoa actually. Gotta get my chocolate!” NX finger guns in response.

Fern returns finger guns.

NX grins as he turns and approaches the counter.

“So..iteration?” Z asks again.

“Uhm...ok...so this isn't the first time Creationaria existed. The first one was a huge city with green fields around it where Anons lived. The Second was a smaller city, no more anons. I destroyed both, and made both. The Egos made this one, the most current Creationaria.” Fern rambles on, describing his motivations for the first two Creationarias, his confusion with this one, and his wonder if Anons exist here or not.

Seemingly on que, an anon walked in, Grinning with a black bow tie.

“Oh look, its Friendly. Hey Friendly!” Fern waves.

Friendly Anon waves back, smiling. They keep walking and head to the counter.

“Well, that answers that” Fern shrugs.

“So, what do you do now?” Gkatte asks.

“Well, I don’t have creative power anymore, so I guess we are stuck.” Fern replies, staring at his coffee.

“Huh. Ok.”

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CRACK Ausham’s bat smashes against Snap’s head, sending the insane guardian down to the floor.

“My creations kid~” Ausham smirks as he swings at Corruption. The feral beast catches the bat and hisses.

“Oh shit”

“I got it!” A voice calls out, a blade protruding through Corruption’s chest. The best lets the bat go and slowly falls.

Standing where Fern stood, was Author once more.

“The hell?” Ausham raises an eyebrow.

Author dusts off his jacket, “what?”

“Where the hell is Fern? I saw him kill you!” Ausham shouts.

“No no, he absorbed me, problem is now that I’m back in His body, I have just as much control. The idiot doesn’t realize, if he does absorb us all, his body will be chaos” Author smirks.

Author’s body begins to vibrate violently.

“Oh, crap looks like he wants back out, you should probably run” Author laughs as Ausham slowly walks backwards away.

“This is weird, really really weird. “ Ausham shudders as Fern materializes from the vibrations.

“Ugh, why oh why did I catch him first?” Fern shakes his head.

“DIE!” Cole rushes into the room, axe in hand.

“Oh good, hatred” Fern smiles, blocking Cole’s axe with his key.

“Damn it Cole! Run!” Ausham yells out.

Fern’s key pierces Cole’s chest, the axe dropping from his hand as he turns to dust and gets sucked into the key.

“Wow, well damn” Buddy Lilly stands by Ausham “wicked”

“The hek...Buddy?” Ausham stares.

Fern takes a deep breath “ahh, another one”

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Gkatte stands outside the distorted Creation Chambers with her creations all behind her.

“What the heck is happening in there?” Adeio asks.

“Darkness, chaos, and destruction? I’m guessing Fern is back” Kat responds with a deep sigh.

“What? What do we do about that now?” 7 asked.

“How about you try and take him down” Grave Digger appears behind them, drinking whiskey.

“Oh great, its Death” Adeio rolls his eyes.

“How’z it going sweet rabbit” Dig smirks.

“Shut up”

“Dig? What do you mean take him down?” Kat asks.

Dig points at 7 and 9, “them, they are both VERY powerful creations, powerful enough to rival any of His crappy creations, and definitely powerful enough to take him down. “

“You want ME to send in MY creations to fight Fern?” Kat asks.

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I want” Dig takes a long drink “what’s so complicated here?”

“YOU WILL NOT GO ALONE” A perfectly sculpted marble statue stands next to Dig. Every last detail of this statue was accurate, the stone moved as if it breathed.

“Holy shit it’s Warriormale” Dig looks up to the statue.

“THAT IS CORRECT. I CAN SENSE A GREAT EVIL IS PRESENT INSIDE THESE CHAMBERS. I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS. I AM READY TO FIGHT.”

The group looks up to him, awe struck.

“Well...get in there then I guess’ Kat motions towards the chambers. 7, 9, and WarriorMale all walk together towards the chambers.

CRACK Ausham’s bat smashes against Snap’s head, sending the insane guardian down to the floor.

“My creations kid~” Ausham smirks as he swings at Corruption. The feral beast catches the bat and hisses.

“Oh shit”

“I got it!” A voice calls out, a blade protruding through Corruption’s chest. The best lets the bat go and slowly falls.

Standing where Fern stood, was Author once more.

“The hell?” Ausham raises an eyebrow.

Author dusts off his jacket, “what?”

“Where the hell is Fern? I saw him kill you!” Ausham shouts.

“No no, he absorbed me, problem is now that I’m back in His body, I have just as much control. The idiot doesn’t realize, if he does absorb us all, his body will be chaos” Author smirks.

Author’s body begins to vibrate violently.

“Oh, crap looks like he wants back out, you should probably run” Author laughs as Ausham slowly walks backwards away.

“This is weird, really really weird. “ Ausham shudders as Fern materializes from the vibrations.

“Ugh, why oh why did I catch him first?” Fern shakes his head.

“DIE!” Cole rushes into the room, axe in hand.

“Oh good, hatred” Fern smiles, blocking Cole’s axe with his key.

“Damn it Cole! Run!” Ausham yells out.

Fern’s key pierces Cole’s chest, the axe dropping from his hand as he turns to dust and gets sucked into the key.

“Wow, well damn” Buddy Lilly stands by Ausham “wicked”

“The hek...Buddy?” Ausham stares.

Fern takes a deep breath “ahh, another one”

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Gkatte stands outside the distorted Creation Chambers with her creations all behind her.

“What the heck is happening in there?” Adeio asks.

“Darkness, chaos, and destruction? I’m guessing Fern is back” Kat responds with a deep sigh.

“What? What do we do about that now?” 7 asked.

“How about you try and take him down” Grave Digger appears behind them, drinking whiskey.

“Oh great, its Death” Adeio rolls his eyes.

“How’z it going sweet rabbit” Dig smirks.

“Shut up”

“Dig? What do you mean take him down?” Kat asks.

Dig points at 7 and 9, “them, they are both VERY powerful creations, powerful enough to rival any of His crappy creations, and definitely powerful enough to take him down. “

“You want ME to send in MY creations to fight Fern?” Kat asks.

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I want” Dig takes a long drink “what’s so complicated here?”

“YOU WILL NOT GO ALONE” A perfectly sculpted marble statue stands next to Dig. Every last detail of this statue was accurate, the stone moved as if it breathed.

“Holy shit it’s Warriormale” Dig looks up to the statue.

“THAT IS CORRECT. I CAN SENSE A GREAT EVIL IS PRESENT INSIDE THESE CHAMBERS. I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS. I AM READY TO FIGHT.”

The group looks up to him, awe struck.

“Well...get in there then I guess’ Kat motions towards the chambers. 7, 9, and WarriorMale all walk together towards the chambers.

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@fernlom / @fernlomwrites

@gkatte

I won’t sugar coat it, I can tell something bad is going to happen. Don’t ask why, maybe I’m just a cynic.

I don’t know how to explain it, I just feel this impending dread as we all walked to the Creation Chambers.

We step through the doors, Author, Parsure, and Eclecious stand in the lobby waiting for us.

“Ah, excellent, you are all here” Eclecious motions for us to follow. We all follow him into a creation chamber. Parsure pulls out the picture.

He sets in the center of the room, we all circle it.

“Ok, so we really going to just let him out?” I ask, clearly the only one worried.

“Well, yeah” Parsure pushes Author forward “go on Author, let him out”

“What? Why me?” Author asks.

“Cause you are the closest here to being an actual Creator” I answer.

“Ugh, fine”

He holds out his hand towards the picture. Words form along his arm and flow off onto the paper, glowing the picture begins to dissolve. The words and dust begin to swirl together, forming a large whirlwind.

The words and dust swirl together tightly, hiding the center from our view.

Suddenly, a large key bursts through the dust and words, piercing Author’s chest.

“What..the heck?” Author asks before crumbling to dust, the dust absorbed by the key.

The whirlwind dies, and Fern stands grinning, key in hand, “ah, one down, eight to go”

He steps forward, I bring out my shield. “Guys we should probably run. “

“Yup” Glossy picks up Chanter and Dull in his arms and runs out, Eclecious and Chanter follow behind, Cole and Ausham stand at my sides.

“Oh look, you guys are working together” Fern grins “but don’t think you can escape me so easily”

Fern lifted his arms, and everything went dark.

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My quite day has just been ruined now that these three idiots came in.

“I’m on lunch break boys” I didn’t even look up from my book.

“Eclecious we found something” Parsure’s voice sounded frantic, no surprise of course, he is anxiety.

“You need to see this Eclecious” Ausham pulled my book my hands and threw it across the room.

“Ausham, give me one good reason to not beat you for such an insult.” I slowly look up to them, shocked by what I see.

Parsure held out a picture, of Fern. It was clearly a deleted project photo, but how is it possible? Fern is a Creator, not a Character.

“Where did you find this?” I asked, gently taking the paper from Parsure’s shaking hand.

“The Archives my rad smart bro!” Glossy replied, his bright neon clothes are such an eyesore.

“What are we going to do with it?” Ausham asks.

“Well, we should probably gather the rest of the egos first and decide” I stand up from my chair and gently roll up the photo, sliding it up my sleeve for protection.

“I’ll go get Cole and Blake” Ausham stands up and runs off.

“Aight i can go find our other rad bros Chanter and Dull. “ Glossy ride off on his scooter.

“Alright then Parsure, we must go talk to Author then” I pat Parsure on the back as I walk out. Parsure reluctantly follows.

“I hate him though.”

“We all do Parsure. We all do”

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Eclecious just wants to read y’all.