My department head at my new job got a bunch of pig gifts for Christmas, and sometimes he borrows change from my coworkers when he has a sweet tooth and doesn’t have cash on him.
Naturally I think it’s hilarious, and whip up a few pigs from LQD origami for him, along with a practice model, because no one ever wants to spend origami money.
We both drop the pink pig, he tries to catch it, launches it up and stabs himself in the eye with the tail.
I’m horrified, his eye is watering like CRAZY.
Internal Monologue: “😳 Jail. Jail for Beth. Jail for 1000 years!”
He laughs but also starts asking my coworkers if they got the meeting links for their annual reviews.