#cowculators

So, I really need to brush up...

  ...on my cheesy math jokes!

(What do you call a guy that's been outside in the sun all day? A tan gent! Tan gent. Tangent. Ok, insert groan here.)

Also, I am definitely going to need some math- themed items and various  clothing pieces. A tee shirt referencing Pi, for sure. Possibly something involving a Beatles tie-in that states "I Get Pi With a Little Help From My Friends."  And, maybe another tee that alludes to farm animals doing math with cowculators. The possibilities are endless!

Or, should I say, the possibilities are ∞.