#countlessargonauts

what was your: 
last beverage: plain coffee i’m boring last phone call: claudia who talks to me while i grocery shop last text message: received from sarah, sent to claudia last song you listened to: the calculation by regina spektor trying to drown out my roommate’s tswift last time you cried: on my birthday when sarah gave me that drawing. i don’t cry a lot

dated someone twice: uhhhh depends on your definition of dating?? strictly no been cheated on: again depends on your definition of dating but yeah kind of, it was the shits  
kissed someone and regretted it: nah 
lost someone special: yeah gotten butterflies: approximately twenty times a day  been drunk and threw up: no, i’m gonna pass on that nonsense

list three favorite colors: i was gonna say blue, red, and yellow but those are literally the primary colors let’s go with teal yellow red

this year have you: 
made a new friend: yes 
fallen out of love: nope laughed until you cried: yeah it was at latenight and i was getting a waffle with ice cream and my roommate asked me what kind of ice cream it was and i was really tired and i couldn’t tell what she was saying so i just said “it’s ice cream” and that was apparently hilarious to both of us met someone who changed you: um no i don’t think so found out who your true friends are: definitely found out someone was talking about you: yeah but oh well kissed anyone on your fb friends list: no

general: 
how many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: whatever the total number is i don’t know first surgery: never had surgery actually  piercing: two in each ear plus one in my nose 
first best friend: her name was katy, she was mean to me 
first sport you joined: soccer. i was a rad keeper because i have asthma and couldn’t run for shit and diving in the mud was fun first vacation: the oregon coast. we got caught in a sneaker wave first pair of trainers: ?? who the heck remembers these things

right now: 
eating: nothing drinking: some more coffee 
i’m about to: MEMORIZE MY LINES god i am the worst  
listening to: some rad tunes

your future: 
want kids: i’m gonna go with a nice solid no get married: yeah  career: professional waffle maker (literally i want to open a waffle company) which is better: 
lips or eyes: eyes. eyes are rad hug or kisses: why are these mutually exclusive shorter or taller: shorter people are rad because otherwise i look like i’m being babysat  older or younger: older romantic or spontaneous: romantic always and forever, i have a romance problem 
nice stomach or nice arms: literally don’t care tbh, your stomach and arms don’t matter if all of you is an asshole  sensitive or loud: ?? how are these related hook-up or relationship: relationship for sure trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker 

have you ever: 
kissed a stranger: nah 
drank hard liquor: nope 
lost glasses / contacts: approximately a thousand times  sex on first date: no broke someone’s heart: uhh yeah 
been arrested: one time i got pulled over because i was driving in a parking lot at night and the police officer thought i was dealing drugs. does that count 
turned someone down: yeah 
cried when someone died: no, i’m not a crier really