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cosmoshe asked:  Cor, stop. You're gushing over the worst kind of men. - Gladio, disgusted :tm:

“I don’t know how much the parasite shares with you,” he says, minding the people streaming down the sidewalk as he leans on the brick wall, “but surely you know we didn’t hook up. I didn’t fuck Mac with or without it.”

“Actually, as much as a reputation as I have, I didn’t fuck anyone on Osborne’s Avengers. Or his X-Men. You know why? I don’t shit where I eat. I’m a professional.” He purses his lips. “Well, I would have fucked Miss Marvel, but she was terrified of me and hard to get close to after some point. I was thinking about fucking Bullseye just to mess with him, but consent between us was always...” he wiggles his hand, “eh, not quite there. I didn’t need HR involved.”

“Oh, but I really barreled through his SHIELD -- sorry, HAMMER -- girls and guys. I had one in my bed every other night, and he hated it. It didn’t help that sometimes I maimed them after, and what he had in terms of punishing me was very little.”

Then, he frowns at a memory, indignant.

“I was a little ballsy, and convinced a female agent to give me head in the meeting room fifteen minutes beforehand. Unfortunately, he came even earlier than I came -- and as a result, I got fucking grounded for a week. With a pheromone-resistant chaperone.”

@cosmoshe​ sent ❛ When you first saw me— on here, on this throne — what did you think? ❜ Demon King ! Mel @ Ban

The demon king sits before him up on his throne and Ban’s gotta admit - he’s still not used to it. It almost seems unreal, seeing the other as some kind of king, much less a demon king. Still, Ban’s loyality remains true - his loyalty is and always has been to the King.

game of thrones (s3) starters || Accepting

“Such is the price to pay for eternal glory.” He should know, he was a shining example of it. He’d followed the path laid for him without hesitation, he’d earned his Kleos in the beaches of Troy and he died after ten long years sieging the city of Troy. And he didn’t regret a single moment... Well, perhaps he did regret one or two things but going to Troy? Fighting alongside heroes who’d be regarded and as well remembered as he was? That wasn’t one of them. 

Legend has it if you smack his ass you hear a soft honk

SEND ME A FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT || @cosmoshe

fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

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[Tbh, I’m pretty lax and it takes quite a bit for me to unfollow people because I’m a baby and feel bad. BUT big no no for me is participating in callout culture. I hate it. It’s immature. There’s just no place for it. Keep your drama private and don’t rely on mob mentality to ruin someone else’s life, nine times out of ten for little more than a dumb misunderstanding.