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I find it hard to believe that Hobie buys anything for you. He says it's because he doesn't want to be a cog in the capitalistic machine he's broke. If he can make it himself he will. But if you want something from a big chain store he'll just steal it. He always supports small businesses and mom and pop shops when he can.
A/N: I am suffering. It's 2 in the morning. If there are errors then no there isn't.
Hobie x g/n black reader
Summary: Your period came while sleeping over at Hobie's.
Warnings: Blood (duh), Reader uses pads because tampons scare me
You should've known that it was coming.
The signs were all there. The restless sleep schedule, the sudden shift in emotions, strange cravings, and the unusual forgetfulness.
You’d thought you had more time but, alas.
Here you are, waking up in Hobie Brown's bed surrounded by a pool of blood.
"It's everywhere." Obviously you were exaggerating but you knew it was gonna be a pain to deal with later.
"Oh my God." It was really bad.
"You alright in there?" Hobie calls from the kitchen. He's probably let you sleep in while he started cooking breakfast.
"It's a code red," You call back. This was a gag you both had started from the first time your period started at Hobie’s house. At least this time it wasn't on new sheets.
"What's the damage?"
"It was a massacre." You have to check to see if you bled through to the mattress.
"Damn it." Unfortunately, you had.
"It's that bad?" Hobie
"Captain, they ambushed us. We never stood a chance."
He ducks into the room, eyes widening at the scene.
"Woah. All this came from you?"
You stare at him blankly. Sometimes you wonder if he says stupid stuff like this just to piss you off.
"Who else is there?"
"I just thought I was the only one with enemies to fight here."
And if any of them popped up right now you would leave him to fend for himself. Spider-man values be damned.
"Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't punch you right now."
"Because." He says waving a bottle of peroxide as he walks towards you.
"While you take a nice, long, hot shower I'll be cleaning up this whole mess for you." He was standing in front of you now. You started to feel bad for your small outburst.
“But before that.” He opens his arms wide. An open invitation for a hug you so desperately needed.
"Fine" You sigh and let yourself be enveloped in his arms.
"Thank you." You mumbled into his chest.
"Of course." He pressed a light kiss onto your forehead. "Now off you go."
After hopping out the shower and being met with the cold air of the bathroom you felt the cramps start to creep in.
"You got any ibuprofen or those para- whatchamacallits?"
"Paracetamols. Med cabinet." You grabbed a blister pack out of the cabinet and popped a pill.
You had thrown away the pants and underwear that you were wearing earlier; they were beyond saving. Thankfully, there were clothes for you to change into, courtesy of Hobie’s closet, and underwear from a previous visit. However, there was one thing that you didn’t have.
"Bie." You shouted. "You got any pads?" It was unlikely but, you might've left some behind before. If not you could always just send Hobie to grab some.
“Umm. Check under the sink?"
You open the drawer and nearly cry from what you see. There sat a small box, clearly labeled in Hobie’s messy handwriting, Lovebug's Blood Kit. It held pads in a number of colors and sizes, as well as a variety of your favorite chocolates.
You put on a pad and headed to the bedroom, expecting Hobie to still be there. To your surprise, you were met with a bare mattress completely cleaned of the previous murder scene. "In here," he called from the kitchen. "Food's done."
"How’d yo-"
"You were in there for ages, bug. I was starting to think you passed out from blood loss."
You roll your eyes and smile. You were in love with an idiot. A caring and considerate idiot, but an idiot nonetheless.
"Thanks again for everything." You sit down and begin to eat.
“Don’t know what you mean,” he shrugged, glancing towards you with a smile.
You giggle. “Of course you don’t.”
The quiet hum of the washing machine continued in the background as you both sat and ate.
(A/n I got lazy by the end lol. Thank you to my lovely lovely editors @whaliiwatching and @shuinami. This was truly a mess before they looked at it.)
Librarian Hobie who holds summer reading programs every summer to motivate kids to read
Librarian Hobie who holds a book club every month to get kids more engaged with reading.
(If there's a movie adaptation he'll put it on for everyone to watch at the end of the month with free snacks and popcorn.)
Librarian Hobie who comes up with different events each month that the kids always love
Librarian Hobie who has the entire children's section memorized so he'll know where to look whenever a patron needs something
Librarian Hobie who currently speaks 4 different languages to help patrons out who don't speak English
Librarian Hobie who holds reading contests where kids get to vote on his next piercing with each book they read
Librarian Hobie who doesn't care what the board says about "county lines" if you want a library card you're getting a library card
Librarian Hobie who just ignores book fines whenever people turn books in late
Librarian Hobie who's trying to get the sly but pretty librarian with orange locs who works in the adult department to go get a drink with him
Librarian Hobie who makes sure they read The Princess Bride once every year for book club so he can invite the adult department librarian to watch the movie at the end of the month.
Honestly if your librarian isn't punk why are they even there? I promise it's literally part of the job. —Sincerely a librarian page
I need to write more of this later because I still have more thoughts.
A/N: This is gonna be very self indulgent. Also I've never written headcanons before so bare with me. Also disabled was too wide of a field so I narrowed it down to just joint issues/chronic pain.
Hobie With a Disabled S/O or Friend:
I can definitely see him helping you decorate your mobility aids with different cpunk slogans. Much to the dismay of your family.
"Oh honey you got a new sticker on your cane, what does it say?"
"Big Pharma can suck my dick."
"Oh....that's nice."
His hands are probably rough but I guarantee you that this man gives the best massages. You just tell him what's hurting and he's got you.
If you're having a bad pain day and you don't feel like moving he'll bring you what you need and just vibe with you in bed all day.
"Don't you have to go into HQ today?"
"And leave you here to fend for yourself? Come off it luv."
Always keeps some sort of pain reliever on hand whether it's medicine or homemade ice/heat packs.
He steals your medicine for you if you can't afford it. (Honestly he probably still does even if you can. People should never have to pay so that they don't suffer.)
Definitely helps you on your wash days when your joint pain flares up.
Despite him and his damn long legs he makes sure to match your pace when you both walk together.
He'll side eye you at first but he'd carry you if you asked him too (this is for me)
"Hobie please? My ankles hurt. It'll just for a couple minutes." 🥺
"Bug we could just sit down and rest for a minute if you're in pain."
"And here I thought that Spiderman was supposed to be strong. It's fine. I'll ju-"
He picks you up and slings you over his shoulders like a sack of potatos.
"This isn't what I meant and you know it."
He laughs and then he carries you correctly.
Actively advocates with you for your needs and rights.
Also after he introduces you to Sun Spider y'all become close friends who exchange tips.
E/N: I spent most of my time watching YouTube videos of the same clips of Hobie from the movie over and over again instead of writing this so yay. Hope you like and reblog this. Might write some more idk.
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Hi i'm sick and I wanna live out my shoujo romance fantasy so here y'all go.
Hobie x Sick Reader
G/N Reader
Can be read as platonic or romantic.
No warnings as far as I know.
"Bart. *Cough.* This is it for me. When I'm gone.... *cough cough* tell the kids my story."
Hobie rolled his eyes and chuckled.
"You've got energy for jokes so I think you'll be ok."
You were lying bed with a pretty nasty cold. High fever, chills, cough, sore throat, runny nose, the full works. After realizing that you probably needed to get food after not eating anything all day you called Hobie to drop something by. You weren't expecting him to come swinging in through your window, masked up, with a bag full of ingredients.
"Where's your pots?" Hobie was in the kitchen. He had said that there was no reason to order something when he could just cook for you himself. In your semi lucid state you couldn't find any reason to disagree with him. You realized your mistake when he brought you what he'd created cooked.
"Isn't this the part of the story where you're supposed to feed me some rice porridge?" You look away from Hobie at the disaster in the bowl. A bubbling murky green liquid looked back at you.
"What is this mess?" You look up at him scared to hear his answer.
"It's food." He hands you a spoon. "It's my nan's recipe. Guaranteed to help you get over your cold."
You looked down at the bowl once again. This time in disbelief. There's no way in hell you were gonna eat whatever sludge Hobie had concocted. You didn't think you were the greatest chef in the world but this was something else. Your thoughts were interrupted by the sounds of your stomach growling. In your current state you knew that you couldn't cook anything and you knew Hobie wouldn't let you waste food.
"Oh my God." You sighed sadly and you spoon a bit of the....disaster. You swear you see something move in your spoon but you proceed to bring it closer to your mouth. It didn't taste as bad as you thought. But the conflicting textures throughout it made you gag. Hobie sat with you until you ate every single drop.
"See that wasn't so bad, was it?" You were too weak to glare at him and collapsed back onto your bed. He gathered your bowl and started to walk back to the kitchen, but stopped short when you grabbed the hem of his jacket.
"Bug, I won't be a minute. I'm just gonna put this in the sink."
"Please. Just until I'm asleep." He sets the bowl done on your bedside table before sitting back down. The last thing you can remember is his cold hand resting on top of your burning forehead.
(A/N: I feel like garbage but Hobie thoughts. If there are grammar errors then no there aren't. I might come back and add and revise this later.)
Hobie with a friend or s/o who's afraid of needles anyone?
TW: Needles of course
Hobie hooks you up with someone that he's close with to ease your anxiety.
Whether if it's for a shot, a piercing, or a tattoo he somehow knows a guy.
He's helping to calm you down before you go in.
Also he'll definitely go in with you if you ask him to.
(This next paragraph is for me. IDC.)
"I know I should be over this by now. I mean I'm grown but I still can't even get a simple shot by mys-"
Your vision started to blur and your breaths were uneven.
"Lovely." He holds you close to his chest.
"You're so brave. Y'know that yeah?" He pauses and looks down at you.
"Couldn't be more proud of you facing your fears and all that."
He knows so many breathing exercises since he has to constantly keep calm in his symbiote riddled world.
Hobie will keep you distracted making sure that you never get a glimpse of the needle.
Before, during, and after the process he'll keep your eyes on him.
He'll gently playing with your fingers or talk to you about anything to keep your mind off off of.
If you're incredibly terrified, like me, and you just wish someone would hold you as you cry you'll be getting the shot while sitting in his lap.
If you're getting a tattoo or a piercing, and you choose to get it done by a professional same procedure.
Even if you're sitting there for hours on end he'll keep your mind occupied. He'll sing to you knowing that his terrible voice with make you laugh.
Also Hobie will just give you a piercing himself if you ask.
"Ducky, do you want me to count down o-"
"Nope. Just do it."
A/N: I used more slang this time. Typing this with shaking fingers since I have to go in to get blood work later today. My arms still hurt from the 2 shots I got Friday. I was near tears just from those. I was supposed to get blood work done at the same place but after pricking me twice I was told that I have deep veins so I have to go to another place. I wanna live out my "I'm getting every piercing under the sun" phase but idk how I'm gonna deal with the needle.
Hobie seems like the type of person who can't take what he dishes out.
He thinks he's spitting game when he tries to flirt with you but you're really just humoring him because he's cute. The minute you flirt back it's over for him 😔