๐ฅ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐พ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ก
โCelebrate the taste of opportunity MF's!โ ๐๐๐ฅณ
๐ ๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐! ๐๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ? ๐
Well, letโs just say thereโs been a surplus of fresh protein recently! A mysterious and totally coincidental fire cleared out a few underhive sectorsโand wouldnโt you know it, prime cuts of meat are now available for next to nothing! (Donโt ask too many questions, just eat.)
"๐๐๐ค๐จ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ!"
๐ท ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ก ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐จ ๐ท
Only for a limited time! (Or as long as the "supply" lasts!)
1. The "Mysterious Origins" Roast โ 15 Throne Gelt
๐ฅ Slow-cooked over the same flames that birthed it! This tender, juicy meat is pulled straight from the still-smoldering ruins of Sector 13. The secret? Low heat, high body count.
2. Chefโs Choice Mystery Sausage โ 8 Throne Gelt
๐ญ โYouโve never had sausage like this before!โ Stuffed with meat freshly "harvested" from the festivalโs unexpected supply boom! Smooth, fatty, and with just a hint of familiarity. Donโt think too hard about it!
3. Arson-Roasted Ribs โ 12 Throne Gelt
๐ Our ribs practically fell off the bone on their own! (Screaming may have been involved!) Smoky, tender, and conveniently sourced from the sector fireโs โcleanup efforts.โ
4. Deep-Fried Long Pork Strips โ 10 Throne Gelt
๐ฅ A crispy, golden-brown delight dredged in industrial fryer oil and seasoned with a blend of proprietary hive spices. Popular among gangers and those who donโt ask too many questions.
5. Hive-Marrow Burgers โ 9 Throne Gelt
๐ Meat so fresh, you can almost hear it beg! Ground into thick patties and topped with drippings of our special "charcoal-black" marrow sauce. Served on burnt-toast brioche, in honor of the recent festival โevents.โ
6. Gut-Stuffed Offal Stew โ 7 Throne Gelt
๐ฒ A hearty mix of boiled innards, intestines, and livers all torn from the freshest sources. Some pieces may contain tattoo ink or remnants of cybernetic implants (a fun little reminder of where they came from!).
7. The "Humble Citizen" Charcuterie Board โ 18 Throne Gelt
๐ง A selection of premium meats from those who never thought they'd be served! Includes:
โ Hollow-Faced Prosciutto โ Aged to perfection in the depths of the hive.
โ Scavver Salami โ Coarse, chunky, and full of "character."
โ Pickled Eyes & Fingers โ A delicacy best eaten before they twitch.
โ Toothpick Breadsticks โ Garnished with teeth for extra crunch!
8. The "No Witnesses" Meat Pie โ 10 Throne Gelt
๐ฅง Flaky crust filled with juicy, perfectly diced mystery meat. The best part? Every pie is handcrafted using freshly disappeared hive citizens! Some say the flavor changes based on their last emotions.
9. Servitor Shoulder Chops โ 14 Throne Gelt
๐ Perfectly marbled with a slight hint of cybernetic residue! Slow-roasted and served with a side of brain-stim supplement gravy. (Eat fast, sometimes they still twitch!)
10. "Did They Have a Name?" T-Bone Steak โ 17 Throne Gelt
๐ฅฉ A thick, juicy cut straight from the nameless masses who "volunteered" for this event! Well-seasoned, well-cooked, and comes with a side of denial.
๐ BONUS: Emperorโs Mercy BBQ Platter ๐
๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ โ 35 Throne Gelt
๐ A massive platter of EVERY meat dish on the menu for the hungriest and most morally bankrupt guests.
๐ Comes with a free servitor bib that reads: "Donโt Ask, Just Chew."
๐ฝ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐: "๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ & ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ข๐จ๐ก๐ง๐๐" ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ! ๐ฝ
๐ฅ Select meats come pre-blackened from the fire, adding a deep, smoky richness!
๐ฅ All flame-kissed meats are half off! (Just like Sector 13's population!)
๐ฅ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐!
๐จโ๐ณ "๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐" ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐!
๐ One lucky diner will get to "meet" the meat's original owner!* (If there's enough of them left!)
โ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ง โ
All sales final. Meat is sourced from "varied" donors.
Health disclaimers: Side effects include nightmares, stomach cramps, and existential horror.
Consuming more than one meal per visit may result in recognizing someone from your old hab-block.
Please do not ask where the meat came from. You donโt want to know. We donโt want to tell you.
๐ฅ โ๐ฟ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐!โ ๐ฅ
๐ท ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐!
(๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐.) ๐ฝ
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