#bbqwithastory

“Celebrate the taste of opportunity MF's!” 🎈🎉🥳

🍖 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙎𝙏! 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣? 🍖

Well, let’s just say there’s been a surplus of fresh protein recently! A mysterious and totally coincidental fire cleared out a few underhive sectors—and wouldn’t you know it, prime cuts of meat are now available for next to nothing! (Don’t ask too many questions, just eat.)

"𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮!"

🐷 𝙁𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨 🐷

Only for a limited time! (Or as long as the "supply" lasts!)

1. The "Mysterious Origins" Roast – 15 Throne Gelt

🔥 Slow-cooked over the same flames that birthed it! This tender, juicy meat is pulled straight from the still-smoldering ruins of Sector 13. The secret? Low heat, high body count.

2. Chef’s Choice Mystery Sausage – 8 Throne Gelt

🌭 “You’ve never had sausage like this before!” Stuffed with meat freshly "harvested" from the festival’s unexpected supply boom! Smooth, fatty, and with just a hint of familiarity. Don’t think too hard about it!

3. Arson-Roasted Ribs – 12 Throne Gelt

🍖 Our ribs practically fell off the bone on their own! (Screaming may have been involved!) Smoky, tender, and conveniently sourced from the sector fire’s “cleanup efforts.”

4. Deep-Fried Long Pork Strips – 10 Throne Gelt

🥓 A crispy, golden-brown delight dredged in industrial fryer oil and seasoned with a blend of proprietary hive spices. Popular among gangers and those who don’t ask too many questions.

5. Hive-Marrow Burgers – 9 Throne Gelt

🍔 Meat so fresh, you can almost hear it beg! Ground into thick patties and topped with drippings of our special "charcoal-black" marrow sauce. Served on burnt-toast brioche, in honor of the recent festival “events.”

6. Gut-Stuffed Offal Stew – 7 Throne Gelt

🍲 A hearty mix of boiled innards, intestines, and livers all torn from the freshest sources. Some pieces may contain tattoo ink or remnants of cybernetic implants (a fun little reminder of where they came from!).

7. The "Humble Citizen" Charcuterie Board – 18 Throne Gelt

🧀 A selection of premium meats from those who never thought they'd be served! Includes:

✔ Hollow-Faced Prosciutto – Aged to perfection in the depths of the hive.

✔ Scavver Salami – Coarse, chunky, and full of "character."

✔ Pickled Eyes & Fingers – A delicacy best eaten before they twitch.

✔ Toothpick Breadsticks – Garnished with teeth for extra crunch!

8. The "No Witnesses" Meat Pie – 10 Throne Gelt

🥧 Flaky crust filled with juicy, perfectly diced mystery meat. The best part? Every pie is handcrafted using freshly disappeared hive citizens! Some say the flavor changes based on their last emotions.

9. Servitor Shoulder Chops – 14 Throne Gelt

💀 Perfectly marbled with a slight hint of cybernetic residue! Slow-roasted and served with a side of brain-stim supplement gravy. (Eat fast, sometimes they still twitch!)

10. "Did They Have a Name?" T-Bone Steak – 17 Throne Gelt

🥩 A thick, juicy cut straight from the nameless masses who "volunteered" for this event! Well-seasoned, well-cooked, and comes with a side of denial.

🐖 BONUS: Emperor’s Mercy BBQ Platter 🐖

🚨 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 🚨 – 35 Throne Gelt

🍖 A massive platter of EVERY meat dish on the menu for the hungriest and most morally bankrupt guests.

💀 Comes with a free servitor bib that reads: "Don’t Ask, Just Chew."

🐽 𝗙𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: "𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗗 & 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗" 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗦! 🐽

🔥 Select meats come pre-blackened from the fire, adding a deep, smoky richness!

🔥 All flame-kissed meats are half off! (Just like Sector 13's population!)

🔥 𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟!

👨‍🍳 "𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙁" 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙇!

💀 One lucky diner will get to "meet" the meat's original owner!* (If there's enough of them left!)

⚠ 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗧 ⚠

All sales final. Meat is sourced from "varied" donors.

Health disclaimers: Side effects include nightmares, stomach cramps, and existential horror.

Consuming more than one meal per visit may result in recognizing someone from your old hab-block.

Please do not ask where the meat came from. You don’t want to know. We don’t want to tell you.

🔥 “𝘿𝙊𝙉’𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙁𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝙂𝙊 𝙏𝙊 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀!” 🔥

🐷 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙏𝙊𝘿𝘼𝙔!

(𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚.) 🍽