#corporatehorror

Forget fire and brimstone. In the Bizarre Boroughs, Hell is run by an aggressively efficient, autocratic corporation: the Department of Eternal Compliance and Existential Oversight (DECEO). And now, you can clock in.

🔥 NEW PC SPECIES: THE DEMON 🔥

Play as a Demon PC—a ruthless, debt-collecting corporate drone trying to meet your Quarterly Quota in a world that already views you with justified suspicion.

What's in Your Employee Handbook?

The EDSR Quota: Every quarter, you must maximize your Existential Debt-to-Soul Ratio. Fail to hit your numbers? Expect a visit from the terrifying HR/Internal Affairs division, the IAR (Internal Accountability & Review).

Demon Sub-Species: Your job title is your species! Play as the ruthless Contract Broker (Syren) with a high commission, or the rule-obsessed Compliance Agent (Spite). Your paycheck is tied directly to your corporate function.

The CED: Meet Barzul the Relentless, the current Chief Executive of Damnation. Barzul is a master of spreadsheet-based torment who fears the IAR more than anything else—and you should too.

Zero-Tolerance for Altruism: The DECEO Code of Conduct strictly forbids any unauthorized acts of mercy. Getting caught helping a mortal debtor is grounds for immediate Involuntary Transfer (aka bureaucratic purge).

Your greatest enemy isn't some ancient hero; it's the stack of glowing, soul-bound paperwork on your desk and the IAR agent watching your every move.

Thank you for joining the Corvid Communications Team! We welcome you with open arms to the biggest and best broadband provider in the world. By becoming part of our team, you can expect to kick your career into high gear. Remember, at Corvid Communications Inc. We won’t leave you eating crow, and that applies as much to our employees as it does our clients.

We’ve brought affordable broadband service to all of North and South America, Europe and Australia and we are currently working on expanding our services in to Asia, Africa and the the Isles of the Pacific Ocean.

What was once a small community radio station in 1920, has grown over a century into television, and then eventually providing broadband internet service while still providing our previous broadcasting services to the metropolitan area in and around Deadwood, Oregon.

Eventually through your hard work and devotion, we want you to achieve the same level of meteoric growth and progression.