#cornetfish

You get a Bluespotted Cornetfish

So there's the Dolly Varden, a trout that was named by a sixteen-year-old girl after the fashion of her dress at the time, which was in turn named after a Dickens character:

There's the spiny lumpsucker, who is correctly named:

These photos are my own, from a research trawler I was on off of Alaska!

There's the sarcastic fringehead, whose mouth is wider than it is long and who compares said mouths to establish dominance:

There are trumpetfish and their appropriately larger cousins the cornetfish, both of which are also known as flutemouths, which... sure. Also, cornetfish get up to TWO METERS LONG:

And finally, as promised, the black teatfish. Which is not a fish. It's a sea cucumber that someone apparently thought looked like it had teats, and needed a common name that contrasted as strongly as possible with its Latin name, Holothuria nobilis, or "noble sea cucumber."

Cornetfish!

Bluespotted cornetfish | Fistularia commersonii