#seahorses

This is my seahorse who sits in my car do you like seahorses

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did I ever tell y'all that my great grandma didn't believe in seahorses until her late 80s early 90s??? We took her to the living museum once and there was a seahorse exhibit, I was like five or six. Anyway, a bunch of kids were watching the seahorses and my grandma genuinely said, "oh those aren't real, it's computer stuff"

so, if you are out there and you don't believe in seahorses because the old lady told you it was a cgi fallacy... I'm sorry. They are real. She acknowledged this before she passed. And now whenever I see seahorse stuff, I think of her.

The pregnant ones are especially cute

I really love animals with big round bellies and on actual horses that feature is especially ADORABLE! One of my favorite animals is the miniature horse, which tends to have this feature a lot and I mean LOOK AT IT AAAAAA

Look at their stupid little bellies OH MY GOSH!!

Seahorses just have such a dumb looking build. Look at this STUPID BABY

Even the ones with aura look like goofballs. Look at this leafy seadragon

It has dork ass eyeballs and a silly long nose but it also looks like a dragon but it also looks really silly even with all the cool spines and stuff

Here is a weedy sea dragon. At first glance it might be pretty but I think it looks DUMB.

look at this DOOD

Stupid idiot

Ok here’s another one I REALLY FUCKING LIKE this is a pygmy seahorse

Me when I get stung by bees:

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?? oh my god. It’s so dumb. It looks like it had an allergic reaction, swollen and puffy aaaa it’s so cute I need one 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Anyway in conclusion seahorses have zero aura.

Also no this isn’t an Eridan post but I can make it one! 😈😈😈

The whole reason he has a seahorse is bc it’s a play on the animal being like a horse, and it’s a “skyhorse” to make a pun on aquarius being a nautically themed air sign. Horse because he’s themed around being a prince, and princes have a connection to horses (Dirk’s being MLP) since they tend to be depicted riding them (which is why both deserve to be shipped with Equius ❤️❤️❤️❤️) I don’t consider seahorses a very big part of his themeing, which is instead more focused on the military and wizards, because he is skinhead harry potter. It’s moreso the concept of having a steed in general that matters, and the image of a young boy riding one while shooting giant monsters (which is badass)

Feferi also has seahorses, but a different kind :O and she is more loving towards them because she treats all of her animals like they are stupid babies. Also could play more into her princess theming, as well as the brief glimpses we get at her being like a cowgirl…