Jan 7, 2020
corlath, after kidnapping harry: i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
corlath: "what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
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corlath, after kidnapping harry: i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
corlath: "what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
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the blue sword characters rated by how good i think they would be at hugging
Amelia: a nice hug. she'll probably comfort you and offer well-intentioned but slightly condescending advice, whether you're upset or not. tea and biscuits will be involved. 7/10
Charles: he'll awkwardly and briefly hug you, and it's fine, but 0.5 seconds later send you to Amelia instead. 3/10 at least he's self-aware
Corlath: he's big and strong and smells nice, but he's also probably worried about hurting you, which makes his grip too weak. if you don't know each other very well he's almost certainly not going to hug you. if he does anyway it's very awkward. he probably gives you at least one headpat that he thinks about at 3AM when he can't sleep for remembering the embarrassing things he's done. 6/10, but if you're family 10000/10 because you can feel how much he loves you
Harry: she crushes you a little bit because she doesn't hug people often and forgets her own strength after her training. she's more willing to talk out your problems than just sit and hug, which isn't always the best thing. 7/10, 6/10 if you're not biased by queerness like i am, 1000/10 if you're corlath and haven't been hugged by someone close to your size in a long, long time
Jack: he's not really sure what he's doing. maybe ask someone else. 5/10 he gets uncomfortable if it lasts for too long but could be a lot worse
Mathin: a good, dad-ish hug! very strong. lasts longer and is a bit more gentle if you're upset, pretty fast and probably involves a thump or two on the back if you're not. 10/10 leaves you feeling refreshed and a bit more optimistic than you were before
Narknon: fluffy but elusive. if she lets you, it's amazing. 1000/10 she's a cat you're lucky to have looked at her
Richard: he's anxious and distracted by Homelander Rules Of Propriety, but if he gets far enough past that to stop being stiff as a board it's alright. he's very gentle and would probably awkwardly ask you what's wrong, but you can see in his face that he's only asking out of politeness, so no matter what you just smile and say no reason, you only wanted a hug. 4/10 he lays awake at night wondering if you lied and feeling guiltily relieved that you did
random passerby: wow, look at the king! he's so mysterious. i wonder why he's frowning?
random passerby #2: he has the weight of our country's future on his shoulders. i'm sure his thoughts are just as heavy.
corlath: *thinking* i want to snuggle my wife for a morning but she's allergic to staying in bed past dawn. i wish i was narknon. if she falls asleep on harry, harry refuses to move.
Corlath: So it's just...bread.
Harry: Yes.
Corlath: That has been sliced and then baked again.
Harry: No, you have to have a toasting fork. You put it over a fire and then it's crispy on the outside but soft on the inside.
Corlath:
Corlath: That sounds like it would be dry as shit.
Harry: It is.
Corlath:
Harry: You put butter and honey or jam on it to stop it from being dry.
Corlath: Why...why can't you just put those on bread that you have not made stale.
Harry: Because you want the bread to be crunchy.
Corlath: Never in my whole life have I wanted bread to be crunchy.
modern au corlath has an anonymous twitter account that's just Reasons I Love My Wife and posts whenever he's feeling Particularly Overwhelmed With Love, usually things such as:
"#31: she tucks in the cat when it's cold out"
"#97: she takes absolutely no shit ever and will not hesitate to end you"
"#201: she just ate a whole unpeeled orange on a dare"
it's got a decent following. everyone thinks he's just a normal wholesome guy. sometimes people ask him for relationship advice and depending on what mood he's in it's either long thought-out tips on how to communicate and also listen or variations on "fuck if i know, i'm terrible at relationships."
(but @ ilovemywife sir, the internet asks. you're married.
that doesn't mean i know how i DID it, he says. #374: she put up with me long enough for me to get my shit together.)
harry is vaguely aware of the account itself, but doesn't make the connection that it's him until the day he accidentally posts "#562: she can, will, and just threw me across a room" to his Official Kingly Twitter, thereby sending his pr team and the entire internet into a panic. harry reads through them all and Does Not Cry.
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I keep trying to find a fancast for corlath but no one is at the level of annoyingly hot that i know he is
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Damar Series - Robin McKinley Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Corlath (Damar), Original Male Character(s), Faran (Damar) Additional Tags: working title: Corlath Bitch-Slaps A Priest, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Fem!Corlath, Gonturan (Damar) - Freeform, the author is queer and wanted lesbian corlath, but first i had to explore her past Summary:
Are you going to lay there and let it happen? the thing kicking in her chest asked her. Or are you going to do something?
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(part one of?) the corlath-sol au is up!
Harry: What would you say if I came home one day with 6 kittens?
Corlath: What's in the box?
Harry:
Corlath: Harry, what's in the box?
Harry: I think you know.