#corel

Carrots in a mass grave for carrots, which is different from a garden it's a new thing invented for this photograph

Grilled chicken or maybe pork loin sliced up with zero attention to plating, shot with zero attention to lighting. This was on a disc of stock images you were meant to pay money for.

Something about the monochrome and the weirdly shallow focus makes this look like it's a glass plate from 1860. This is like an alleged photo of the ghost of a bunch of grapes

Two pies of different size entangled in a red bedsheet, with Chekov's Knife glinting in the foreground. I guess I'd license this if I needed a cover for a smutty romance novel about pies

Look I don't know if I could take a truly appetizing photo of some steamed squash and cauliflower and broccoli but I could probably manage better than this. This looks like a slide from a top-secret film about the treatment of prisoners in Vietnam

This is a pretty standard and competent "assortment of fruit" 90s stock image but somehow I feel a tension emanating from it. This is like a Sears family portrait of some fruit that was later convicted of conspiring to murder their neighbor

This one is blurry like the photographer was in motion while shooting it! They're peppers! They're not going anywhere! Slow down!

If I was taking a photo of some chestnuts with the ostensible goal of licensing it to someone making, like, a newsletter about chestnuts, I would get rid of the Eraserhead-ass chestnut opening its crusty eye at me before I take the shot