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I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse to a donut shop would give every cop in there a heart attack, but he didn't seem to get it.
Percy Jackson and this Cop Jokes #2, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan’s Curse (Ch. 9, Pg. 122)
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75 Times Police 👮 Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor
Whenever we hear the about cops, crimes, prison, and investigations comes in our mind because they are appointed to stop the crime in a society. Newspapers are stuffed with negative stories about few bad apples in the police, while they dedicate only small portion to the heroic acts that officers undertake to keep us safe. These stories and sometimes rumors make us forget that they are human just like us.
Here we have collected some good and hilarious cops’ stories that will make you laugh. From arresting Iguana and putting behind the bars to ingeniously creative and funny social media ‘warnings’, these cops have really great sense of humors.
"The crimes that occur at 3a.m. are probably DUIs and bad sex."
- Prof. Cullhane (Criminal Justice)
day shift problems
Officer: maam can I see your license
Me: I don’t have it on me, can you look it up by my phone number
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How to escape from policemen for over speed
How to escape from policemen for over speed
How to escape from policemen for over speed Cop stops a woman for over speeding… Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license, please? Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it four times for drunk driving. 😪 Officer: 😳 Oh I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers,…
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Joke of the Day
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. "Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired. "But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..." "Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "You're going downtown and sit a while till the sarge gets back." "But, officer, I think you really should know..." "And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," shot back the sap in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Didja hear about the cops who caught the guys that stole $32,000 in merchandise from Victoria's Secret? Apparently it was a huge bust!
