All them Quotes

I try to keep the marks off, that's how you do it.

Just a 9 year-old walking around with a bottle of Jack in his hand saying 'boss is up my ass again.'

Sometimes you gotta beat a bitch down.

In case you wanted to be a prison guard, and go bang a bunch of prisoners; it's illegal.

See that hand flopping over there kids? Don't do what he did or that will happen to you.

Did you get box seats for the drawing and quartering today?

Popping bottles up there in the box seats, watching the drawing and quartering.

I once saw a big pink bus with a stripper on it.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he just pushes down the earth.

Presidents don't get shot nowadays, just kidding.

No one likes you, George.

This is my craft summer wheat brew.

If you're a pimp, don't bring your hoes across the border.

"A small ass star and a BIG ASS planet."

"Some states have express lanes, to speed it right along."

"Just say two assaults in one day, makes you sound badass."

"That's where all the gun guys are going: Pornhub."