#coonposts

Remember that while they do have names, they’re known among the Glaives as Raccoon and Raccoonie. No one knows why yet. And no one knows their names. 

They once tried asking Drautos.

He had no idea either.

“Omg why are they keeping their names a secret? Is it top secret info? Are they spies for the government maybe? A top secret experiment?”

They just like to mess with others in their own harmless way.

They’re both shy & introvert, but I think Raccoonie is the one to take the lead while Raccoon stays behind her.

He has no troubles going alone, but if she’s with him, then he’ll gladly let her do the talk for him.

They can take compliments about their sibling, but not about themselves.

If you say Raccoon is cute, Raccoonie will agree and talk about it while Raccoon is mentally screeching and burning red in the face, and same vice versa.

Raccoonie is the kind to taste the waters first, while Raccoon will only go until she’s tried them. But once that way, he goes in deeper than her.

They’re both very protective of each other. 

Indeed, sometimes that can be a weakness; sometimes, if Raccoon suddenly sees Raccoonie fly backwards pushed by/hit by an enemy, instead of dodging the next attack, his first instinct is to go “HEY! >:(” while turning to frown at the enemy, which usually ends up in him being smacked too.

I guess they must be really good friends with the Glaive Sadda. HE’S ALWAYS HANGING WITH THEM AND SHIELDING THEM AND CURING THEM ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Please don’t take them to hunts that involve spiders please for the love of god no.

Raccoon goes Hyper Shy mode if his team is composed of female-only.

Like. Hyper Shy. He’s going to stand there paralyzed and internally panicking, and he won’t be able to make eye contact with any of the girls, will talk lowly, and will usually be blushing the whole time.

Raccoon really likes and admires women, and he thinks they’re amazing, so he has no idea how to be worthy of their presence. He also doesn’t want to come off as a creep, but exaggerates a bit; he doesn’t want to stare to the eyes because Hnnnghg how does he look at such badass creature, but if he looks down, oh my god I swear, I promise, I swear on everything I know that I’m not looking at your boobs no, it’s not- no- it’s not that you don’t have nice boobs, you HAVE nice bo- but- no- it’s not- like- I was just- I’m sorry I just don’t mean to disrespect you, please stop staring at me, plEASE JUST STOP BEING SO AMAZING, WHERE IS MY SISTER, SHE’S HALF OF MY SELF CONTROL, WHY IS SHE NOT HERE, I’M DYING.

He’s very shy around women, that’s that :3

Around boys too, but feels a little more confident. Boys are incredible and fantastic and he adores and admires all the boys he knows, but women are like divine creatures so thank you but no, he’d rather have at least one more guy nearby (or his sister).

Both twins tend to have a crush on the same people. Which is no troubles, because both are too shy to make a proper approach, so they just stare from the distance and daydream together.

You should see them when Cor or Aranea are around, they’re like headless chicken incoherently gurgling and in panic.

They panic with Gladio too, but that’s because he’s like three times their size in every way.

They’re from Insomnia, but prefer the Galahd version of the uniform because it’s loose and comfy.

I’d like to go full self-indulgent mode here and believe that they like to hang with Loqi because he’s 1. actually nice if you’re patient 2. TINY TOO. 

THE TINY TRIO.

So like, if Loqi can be badass with only some inches more than them, so can they. 

(((Imagine the three running around ahahahha it’s ridiculous someone get these people some high heels))))

((...they won’t wear them))

Tiny Twins may not be the strongest or most badass, but they sure try.

They’re sort of like...home-like? Like, it’s easy to feel at ease around them. They’re the caring type; what they lack in abilities they make up in caring about their mates (which can actually take out a lot of the potential they have, for example, when having to protect their friends).

Will sit two meters from other Glaives in absolute silence and, before you know it, the other Glaives are ranting on and on and on about something. Tiny Twins just listen and nod at times.

So basically: comfort. 

They’re always cold.

Everyone thinks it’s because of their particular liking/abilities with Ice Magic, but they’re always saying “I’m cold.”

Coonie once tried telling Coon “No, you’re cool”. Only the two laughed, the rest of the Glaives groaned and went to bed.

They help each other reach high places.

Like, it works both in serious and not serious things; cliff too high? Raccoon will send Coonie in the air, and once up she’ll help him.

Cupboard too high? There’s Coon carrying Coonie on shoulders, trying to reach the damn cookies from the cupboard.

There’s a reason they’re Raccoons. They’re so tiny, they usually make a mess of the kitchen and other things having to use everything they find as step stools and falling on their butts everywhere.

Because they’re also a bit clumsy. Sort of a klutz.

They like to lie under chairs and desks and other places like that.

Socially awkward.

“Have a nice day!”

“You’re welcome.”

Or

“Hey, how you doing?”

“Same.”

Or

“May I help you with something?”

“You too”.

Stuff

And two extra photos because Coonie is looking badass and DAMN is Coon looking cute.