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Ardyn: *breathes*

Verstael: FASCINATING.

#verstael besithia #ardyn izunia #ardyn lucis caelum #honestly though as asshole and delirious as versy can be i'm in love with how curious and easy to marvel he is #all the time he's like GASPS. FASCINATING. ZOMG. INTERESTING. WOWEE. INCREDIBLE!#he's the sort of person to go poke things thinking *SOFT GASP* FASCINATING I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND HOW IT WORKS #ISN'T THE WORLD INCREDEIBLE? ISN'T THE COSMOS MARVELOUS? ISN'T THIS TINY SNAIL ABSOLUTELY UTTERLY BREATHTAKINGLY FASCINATING?#LOOK AT THIS GERM. THIS TINY CELL. /INCREDIBLE/ I'M IN AWE #honestly that's what the ancient greek philosophers said was necessary the skill to marvel at the tineist and most insignificant of things #versy greek philosopher confirmed #coonjokes #coonposts #if only those tags were consistent #versy must have had the time of his life analyzing ardyn and finding out all his biological secrets #IT'S ADAGIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ardyn sneezes #GASPS #FASCINATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#lmao versy <3 CURIOUS CHILD THAT MARVELS AT EVERYTHING <3 #versy is in love with science #honestly his intense exaggerated curiosity and skill to wonder makes me love him and forgive everything i love you versy pls be curious #if only he wasn't malicious lmao

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Gladio: New spectacles, huh, Iggy? Ignis: Why, yes, thank you for noticing. Gladio: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well...if I may say- Ignis: Oh god no. Gladio: You look- Ignis: Do not, I beg. Gladio: spectacular.

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Noctis: The stars are beautiful tonight. Iris: They sure are. Noctis: You know who else is beautiful? Iris: *blushes softly* Who? Noctis: Prompto.

#promptis #ffxv #final fantasy xv #noctis lucis caelum #prompto argentum #iris amicitia #dialogue #ship #bromance #chocobros #prompto's a sweetheart #can't hate him #not my joke btw #took it from a sasunaru one i can't find #coonposts #coonjokes #coonfavorites

(3) Gladio’s pick-up lines

Gladio: Iggy, can you hold something for a moment while I go for a walk? Ignis: Sure. *pulls hand up* What is it? Gladio: Cool! Thanks. *gives him his own hand* Ignis: I swear to the Astrals, Gladiolus Amicitia

The chocobros while in Pitioss

Ignis: *walks around in circles* Gladio: Iggy, you’ll make a hole in the ground. Stop it, you’ve got five hours like that. Ignis: I am concerned. We should go in and check if everything’s alright. Prompto: He told us not to worry. I’m sure he’s okay. Ignis: For all we know, the place could be infested of daemons. Gladio: Iggy... Ignis: What if there's a Marilith in there- Prompto: Stop it. Ignis: -or what if he fell from real high up- Gladio: *sigh* Ignis: The place looks old, maybe he was crushed by stones and- Prompto: *sigh* Ignis: -what if he’s trapped in there. What if he’s feeling lonely, what if his flashlight’s broken, what if he’s scared, what if he’s thrown there, bleeding and needing of me, hm!? Gladio: He’s okay, Iggy. Ignis: What if he runs out of food and dies of hunger and thirst. Thirst? Did he take water with himself? I must go in there and make sure tha- Prompto: You’re doing it again, Ignis. Gladio: Yeah. You’re in mom mode. Ignis: I am NOT in “mum mode”. Gladio: ... Prompto: ... Ignis: What if it’s cold in there.

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Mum Ignis

Noctis: *rolls eyes* Gladio: *smacks him so hard Noct falls down* Do not roll your eyes at your mother! Ignis: OhmygOD, GLADIOLUS, you can’t just smack him like that! Omg, Noct, are you ok? Does it hurt? Let me see your head; there there, it’s okay. That was a very bad way to joke about me being his mum, Gladio. For the last time, I am not. Gladio: But see, you behave like one. Prompto: You’re more mom than my mom. *while Noct gets back up on his feet* Ignis: In any case, I’d be his father. Gladio: *smacks Noct back down to the floor* Do not roll your eyes at your father! Ignis: OhmygOD GLADIOLUS.

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(2) Gladio’s pick-up lines

Gladio: Hey, Iggy, you’re really good at driving. Ignis: Thank you, I’ve- Gladio: Driving me crazy. Ignis: For the love of Shiva, no.

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Ignis: Don’t worry, Noct, we’re okay. Gladio: He bombed us with lightning. I: He didn’t see we were there. G: He almost kills us. I: It was an accident. G: Just like he is. I: Not in front of the kids, Gladio. Do not mind us, Noct, and please stop recording. Prompto: Mom and dad are fighting again, Noct. :(

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