#coolfrogdude

please hire me, I can provide the following;

Watts: A furry artist on Tip-Me! makes a hundred and SIXTY thousand a year!

Ilia: Uh, I think you're low-balling the furry artist numbers a bit, to be honest.

Watts: I'm sorry for any inaccuracies, DOCTOR YIFF.

Ilia: No matter how I respond, I look bad. Well played.

Blake: Well furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your usual doctors, so I believe it.

Watts: ...Did you actually just tell me that a person who draws WOLF ASS is more competent than a person who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

Yang: Uh, doctors are bullshit, and furry artists provide an infinitely more valuable service to society!

Watts: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!

Emerald: (Stands up) It took doctors over ten years to figure out what was wrong with me, some even telling me that I was faking it for attention!

Emerald: But a furry artist I knew said, "Oh, that sounds like Chrome's Disease," and they were right!

Emerald: Also, I can't go to a doctor and ask for a drawing of Pumpkin Pete taller than he is wide with a foot long cock to match, now can I?!

Doctors vs Furry Artists