Watts: A doctor makes a hundred and forty thousand a year.
Watts: A furry artist on Tip-Me! makes a hundred and SIXTY thousand a year!
Ilia: Uh, I think you're low-balling the furry artist numbers a bit, to be honest.
Watts: I'm sorry for any inaccuracies, DOCTOR YIFF.
Ilia: No matter how I respond, I look bad. Well played.
Blake: Well furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your usual doctors, so I believe it.
Watts: ...Did you actually just tell me that a person who draws WOLF ASS is more competent than a person who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
Yang: Uh, doctors are bullshit, and furry artists provide an infinitely more valuable service to society!
Watts: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!
Emerald: (Stands up) It took doctors over ten years to figure out what was wrong with me, some even telling me that I was faking it for attention!
Emerald: But a furry artist I knew said, "Oh, that sounds like Chrome's Disease," and they were right!
Emerald: Also, I can't go to a doctor and ask for a drawing of Pumpkin Pete taller than he is wide with a foot long cock to match, now can I?!
Ruby: (In the back) YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING COWARD!
