#coolcatmoo

Moo here! My Mom is so lame and hasn't been helping me with my blog. She's supposed to type for me. I am finally getting to make my posts and I hope I can remember everything.

The morning we left I was so excited for adventure! I was a little nervous though because it was raining so hard. While we drove, I stayed with Mom in the car and helped her drive safely. Every now and then I would SCREAM to keep her on her toes. I'm such a good copilot!!

We stayed in Georgia for a night before moving to our first stay. I hated our night in Georgia because there were chickens and goats EVERYWHERE. I don't know why Mom and Dad let them get so close to the RV. Our next stay was AMAZING. I got to go on walks every day and spend time rolling around on the concrete. Aunt Amy came to stay. I usually love seeing my aunt but this time she kept trying to give me "squishies," even while I ate. I feel so bad for my cousins...

Soon we were off to our next stay! This one had so many squirrels and birds to watch. I missed my concrete scratches but I loved going for long walks and smelling everything! I even sharpened my nails on a few trees. One night Mom and Dad made a fire. Mom said I don't know how to behave around fire, I think she's just lame. Mom and Dad also spent a lot of time away, they would come back smelling like nature. I think they went on a bunch of walks without me... They also came back one day smelling like Aunt Amy again. I'm glad she wasn't around while I was eating my dinner this time.

Our next stay was in Virginia. I was ready to go back home as soon as we got to Virginia. The campsite was absolutely haunted. Mom and Dad didn't believe me at first but as the stay went on they started to agree with me. I could feel the ghosts of dead Civil War soldiers everywhere. Mom and Dad seemed really stressed while we were here too. I think we were all glad to move when the time came!

For a few days mom wore her weird clothes that smell like fire and they stayed gone FOREVER. I was not fed on time that week. I was able to guilt them into sharing some cheese and potatoes with me though!

(Moo's Mom here again... Moo is talking about us spending three days in Colonial Williamsburg for my birthday!)

Hey! Moo's Mom here. This may come as a surprise but due to Moo's paws, she can not type. She relies on me to type her blog posts.

We left on June 1st for the greatest adventure and life got BUSY. Who knew moving towns every week, working full time, and trying to see the country would take up so much time and energy.

Today I asked my mom to take me outside. I saw a cat on my concrete this morning and I needed to investigate. At first she said no but I asked in my sweetest meow and even purred a little and before I knew it she was grabbing the leash!! Usually she's really mean and just says no so I almost didn't believe her at first.

I had so much fun and I'm finally getting mom to know how to walk with me on the leash. We went all over the yard while I searched for the trespasser.

I found so many fascinating smells but I didn't find the invader before mom drug me back inside 🙄

Mom and Dad grounded me for a few days, so I couldn't post. My parents are so strict, all I did was try to eat some grass!

Day 2 involved Uncle Charles visiting. I hate him so much and had to stay guard the whole night. Thankfully they left early in the morning so I had some peace and privacy. I spent the day watching other campers and birds fly by. Mom and Dad smelled like forests when they got back, I wish they had brought me on their hike! They are so lame sometimes. But they did come back covered in ticks so maybe its best I didn't go 🤢

Day 3 involved us going back to Pensacola but first I got to spend some outside time with Mom. She let me get out of my bag and explore some. I got to claw a tree for the first and felt my ancestors calling me to return to the forest. I had to go back inside shortly after because I tried to eat grass and apparently "wasn't behaving" 🙄🙄

When it came time to leave, I REALLY wanted to stay another night so I hid away. Eventually Mom got me back out and we drove the whole way home. I enjoy being back on the water where I can watch the cardinals and pelicans.

This morning Mom and Dad got up early and started moving stuff around the RV. Usually this means I get to spend the day with my Great-Grandmeow Gail. I LOVE going to her house to smell all the weird things. Also she spoils me! Imagine my surprise when Mom put me in the car and we started to drive behind the home!! I'm guessing Dad was driving the RV because Mom never drives (for a good reason, she's bad at it). I was so excited for adventure that I couldn't pick a seat to get comfy so I jumped all over and sang along to every Taylor Swift song with Mom.

Before too long, we stopped and visited Uncle Al and Uncle Jacob. I got in trouble with Dad though, because their cat, Duchess, tried to make fun of my bag and I hissed at her. He called me rude but I think she deserved it. To try to cheer me up Mom took me to see meet the chickens. All I could think about was the time a chicken was mean to me in Miami. I hate chickens. And all birds for that matter.

We continued on our way for a bit but eventually we stopped. Dad joined Mom and me in the car and seemed stressed. We stayed in the car for SO LONG. I was so bored. Dad shared some chicken with me but I was ready for adventure and we seemed stuck! After FOREVER a nice man came and helped Dad get the RV moving again. We were back on the road finally!

We made our way to a magical place that smells AMAZING. There's so many homes like our's here. Mom took me back to the RV and I love my new view. I can't wait to see what adventures are in store for tomorrow!

Bonus post...

Welcome to my blog! My full name is Mooford McCatface Cool-Garber, but I prefer Moo. Since I was a kitten, I have always loved car rides and getting fresh air. My parents love to travel, that's why I picked them.

A bit about me... My best friend is a stuffed Geico Gecko and I love the color green. I will do pretty much anything for food. I have a special bag that helps me feel safe on adventures and you can catch my mom carrying me around in it anytime the weather is nice! I hate most things but what I love, I love very intensely!