#cookiepants

Just found out one of my bridesmaids who recently had a baby died last month and I think part of my world collapsed. We just reconnected after years apart, and I moved across the country and was a state away from her, but I was giving her some room to be a new mom before I planned to finally storm her house this summer for our reunion. I missed her funeral. She was younger than me. Her baby was born in January.

I feel like I should reach out to our other friends from back in the day but also like that's a terrible thing to do after not talking to them, but everyone has pretty much abandoned Facebook and understandably her wife didn't directly reach out to me or I would've gone to the funeral.

I don't know what to feel or do. I loved this girl so much. So much of who I am folds back to when we were close. I know how much of an impact she had on me, and I feel like that means I should reach out to our other friends from back then to let them know too, but that also feels like overreach. I know I have to tag at least a few here. This isn't the kind of post I wanted to make about any of us.

Cookiepants, you have no idea how much you mean to me, even though I know I tried to tell you every now and then. I can't believe you're gone. I can't believe YGOTAS is still going. The Afterlife better have wifi for you.

I'll see you there someday, @ousamaa

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:05:00 PM) So I was just thinking on my life and thought, wow, I don't have enough people appreciating my might! So I want to change that, what do you think?

Shujinkakusama: (8:14:47 PM) Not sure how to do it, bby

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:08 PM) I know how this conversation is going to end.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:15 PM) "But Atem, that's inhumane!"

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:20 PM) To which I ask you a serious question.

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:22 PM) yup

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:28 PM) Why won't you let me have nice things?

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:41 PM) Because your methods for getting nice things are bad methods

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:46 PM) What if

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:49 PM) you emulated your mom

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:53 PM) and made Egypt love you

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:53 PM) And I know how this is going to end

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:55 PM) "Atem,w hy?"

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:00 PM) Don't bring my mother intothis

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:09 PM) "why don'= you come up with these plans?"

Shujinkakusama: (8:16:10 PM) What, she gets lots of appreciation

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:14 PM) well my answer to you is

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:23 PM) "Because, Tombkeeper, I've been feeling o f f all day."

Shujinkakusama: (8:16:39 PM) Did you take your meds

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:17:04 PM) I fell asleep too early last night

Shujinkakusama: (8:18:02 PM) that's not bueno

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:18:10 PM) Fuck you

Shujinkakusama: (8:18:19 PM) take your meds when you wake up, foo

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:18:41 PM) no, I'll get sick

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:18:45 PM) You can go fall in a pit of snakes

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:19:23 PM) why do you hate me so much?

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:19:27 PM) I show you nothing but kindness.

Shujinkakusama: (8:19:54 PM) T a k e your m e d s

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:20:16 PM) I can't right now, jackass!

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:20:21 PM) You want me to get sick.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:20:23 PM) Then you can be king.

Shujinkakusama: (8:23:12 PM) I can be king anytime, I just have to give your wivesband tickets to a movie and then sit in your chair

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:23:26 PM) So you do want to steal my throne!!

Shujinkakusama: (8:24:36 PM) It's called "borrowing" c:

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:25:38 PM) I could have you killed for treason.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:26:07 PM) And, oh, I would do it.

Shujinkakusama: (8:26:32 PM) You're so mean to me

Shujinkakusama: (8:26:46 PM) you didn't even let me run your country on my birthday this year :c

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:05 PM) Because I knew you would take it from under my feet.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:09 PM) You've always wanted to be king.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:20 PM) Ever since you were spawned in that tomb.

Shujinkakusama: (8:27:44 PM) What can I say, I'm a very regal-type

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:58 PM) Tombs aren't regal, cockroach.

Shujinkakusama: (8:28:26 PM) I look good in your chair

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:28:36 PM) Tell me, where are you right now?

Shujinkakusama: (8:29:44 PM) in my chair

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:29:55 PM) In your house? Or in mine?

Shujinkakusama: (8:30:09 PM) for what reason, my darling? C:

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:30:18 PM) I'm going to claw you to pieces.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:13:14 AM) guess what guess what

Shujinkakusama: (12:14:11 AM) whaaaat

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:37 AM) I learned

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:38 AM) that mal

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:39 AM) means bad

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:43 AM) so that means you suck

Shujinkakusama: (12:15:05 AM) shut uuuuup

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:14 AM) SO IT IS TRUE

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:19 AM) haaaaaaahahaha

Shujinkakusama: (12:15:20 AM) you're mean to meeeee

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:24 AM) your own name means you suck

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:26 AM) c:

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:18:11 AM) my name means I'm God

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:18:13 AM) so my name is better

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:20:33 AM) admit my name is cooler

Shujinkakusama: (12:21:35 AM) yours means you're a hermaphrodite

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:21:49 AM) wtf no it doesn't

Shujinkakusama: (12:23:50 AM) Yeah it does, Aten's hermaphroditic

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:01 AM) But he created the world.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:13 AM) Any of that offsets the rest of taht

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:17 AM) Also you suck

Phone, etc.

My queue is not full. Baw.

Or: Why Do People Never Think I'm Roleplaying, 2011 Edition!

Gonna try to put this shiny dramatics behind a cut for the sake of people's flist. In short:

Bakura accuses Atem of being a Weeb after hearing that he's been failing Japanese by inventing new suffixes to tack on his pronouns. Malik finds this entertaining. The Internet Police find it less entertaining, and get butthurt accordingly. Malik decides to harass stupids on the Internet because he's bored. His target doesn't realize any of this is roleplay and gets butthurt. OOC explanations make it worse.

Bakura Necrophades ...Weeb. Pharaoh Atem Abridged Fuck you toooo.

Bakura Necrophades ♥ Pharaoh Atem Abridged Ore-sanma doesn't have to take that from you. Bakura Necrophades And this is why no one listens to you; you're an idiot. Pharaoh Atem Abridged I'm not an idiot, I'm just making a suffix that combines aspects of two that I require.

Google Translate is a bitch, isn’t it C: You own me? Hohoho!