#cooked kingdom

Oh my God. I'm crying. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve been thinking about this for the past several hours and I haven’t really worked out a potential plot for this universe or anything practical at all but

Kaz- is a business major but hates people (but does, however, love money), is the leader of the biggest and most exclusive frat on campus but hates parties, is a 4.0 student but hates doing schoolwork. he listens to mcr all the time and lives off dry cereal and spite, but that’s probably just college

Inej- pre-law. wants to become a prosecutor and put people who deserve it in prison. befriends(?) kaz despite this. she and nina are roommates, because they DEFINITELY are, and the two of them go on adventures and pull pranks on their floor all the time. she’s very kind but everyone on campus knows she always has the Latest Scoop

Nina- pre-med student who eats to make up for her complete lack of sleep, and then sleeps in until 4 pm on weekends. also a linguistics minor who’s in every theater production the college puts on and generally a secret overachiever. often ends up recruited to do first aid at/after kaz’s frat parties

Matthias- i just have the overwhelming feeling that he’d study history; some really specific thing like pre-500s anglo-Saxon classic literature. idk. he transferred to the university in the middle of junior year. He’s actually a responsible student (unlike most everyone else), but he’s down with the occasional party, so long as there’s alcohol. on the hockey team, because Ice and Fighting

Jesper- undeclared. he kind of just takes whichever classes he wants to and has no idea how he’s going to graduate at this point. member of kaz’s frat, which obviously doesn’t help anything. technically he’s kaz’s roommate but kaz does not want any other people in his room when he is working (which is always) so Jesper mostly bunks with Wylan and Kuwei.

Wylan- his father wants him to be a business/econ major, but his father doesn’t need to know that he’s studying music and chem. makes some money giving inexpensive music lessons to younger kids that live in the area. wasn’t planning on joining a frat bc does he seem like a frat boy but he had his Motivations (his father hates it. and Jesper was Very Convincing during rush week)

Kuwei- exchange student; everyone thinks he’s mysterious and brooding for some reason. Majoring in chem. rooms with Wylan as a result. nobody’s totally sure what administrative failure led to the exchange student ending up living in the most notorious frat house on campus but he’s totally down with it. pretty much a member of the frat within about a week and everyone forgets he doesn’t even go to this school