#conyo conyohan

I was making sama sama with bumbledude, manhidkasiako, and andraeverlacopia and his friends when we made hiwalay from torpengromantiko and graceeeeelicious. Kasi naman, I don't know how to make commute from Laguna to our house. Ugh~ Like I only know how to make punta there sa Enchanted Kingdom, but I don't know how to make balik sa house namin. I know right? Ugh~ Whatever.

Anyway, EK made pahayag that EK is already closed, so we made pichur pichur muna before going out. Like I was so excited regarding the pichur pichur kasi I didn't make dala mom's camera. Like I lost mine kasi back then when I got drunk. Like, I'm so over drinking na talaga. Ugh~

Anyway, back to the topic. We made sakay na sa  tricycles kasi we're so marami. Like, two tricycles for all of us 'cause we're like sampu yata. Can't remember. And then, the tricycles made hinto sa tapat ng Waltermart. Eh there's some sari-sari store there, so bumbledude made bili some yosi. So everyone made gaya gaya na, and made punta na to the said store. So i made sunod sunod naman.

So I was with bumbledude, manhidkasiako, sijennawalangmalay, yohandroid, canthoughts, kuyaguard, sweetestboyever, katieberry, tsinitogwapito.

They bought some chicha and some drinks. I made gaya and bought Magic Flakes and Zesto Orange lang kasi I'm not gutom and at the same time I'm not busog. After that, we made sakay ulit two tricycles and made punta na somewhere malapit sa mga sakayan, like papuntang Cubao, Alabang, and many other places. Like, I forgot the name of the said place. Signs of aging na talaga. Ugh~

Then we made usap usap if we're going to make kain before we make uwi to our respective houses/homes. And we decided to make kain sa Chic-Boy. We made usap usap while waiting for our orders. Like, bumbledude made a mistake pa. Like he took accidentally kuyaguard's money, so kuyaguard was waiting for nothing pala, while we already have our orders na. Ate cashier was like not happy when we came since they're like magsasara na, and we made dating dating pa there sa store nila. Like, it's not our fault that we're gutom.

A while ago, I went to this karinderya to make bili lugaw and tokwa.

I made tapat pa in front of ate tindera and I made sabi, “Lugaw, tokwa po.” She was sort of lutang and made tanong to me, “Ano po?” So I made ulit what I said. Like it’s so kakairita. Ugh~

Then she made tanong if I’m going to make kain there, and I was so magalang and made sabi ng opo.

While I was making hintay for my order, I saw kuya waiter or something making hawak a mangkok. Like, it wasn’t my order, so I made tanong if what’s that. He made sabi na it’s goto daw.

Like, I was so naguluhan, and I made sabi kay kuya waiter or something na I ordered lugaw and tokwa, not that goto wherein his hinlalaki sort of made sawsaw inside the goto. Ugh~

Anyway, kuya waiter or something made punta ulit doon to change the food. Then ate tindera who was so lutang made punta to me. Like she made ngiting aso while confirming to me that I ordered goto daw.

Like, hellooo~?! Like, lugaw and tokwa is sooo~ layo sa goto. Like, was she bungol or lutang or shunga?

Like, I wanted to make away ate tindera, but I didn’t make away. Like it’s aksaya oras. So, yeah.

I made sabi to her, for the nth time, “Lugaw, tokwa po ate.”

So, she made balik there and made palit na my food.

And then, kuya made punta again to me and made lagay na my lugaw and tokwa sa table.

When I was about to make ubos na my tokwa, some of it were like panis na or something. Like, what the f naman?!

So, my eyes were already rolling in the deep, and I didn’t make ubos the tokwa. Whateveeer~

So, I made punta na kay ate to make bayad. I made abot bente pesos for my lugaw and tokwa, and I made hintay for my change na piso.

For the nth time, ate was lutang again, and I had to make paalala that I still have piso for my change. Like, she’s so pissing me off. Ugh~

The other day, I was like making lakad on my way to the main office from the 21st Avenue. Then, I made daan daan this KFC Vendor, meaning Kikiam, Fishball, Chickenball Vendor. So don't make tanong tanong pa if what's a KFC Vendor. In short, don't be tanga, okay? Thanks. :)

Anyway, I was supposed to be making madali because of no particular reason, pero I made balik balik to the KFC Vendor because I haven't made kain for that day pa eh. It made me want to make kain all of the kikiam, fishball and squid balls pero I only ordered four squid balls kasi baka it doesn't taste good eh. But thank goodness, masarap naman. Ugh~! So I ordered apat pang squid balls.

Like, napaso paso pa ang aking tongue because I was so gutom na. Buti na lang I don't eat like some dead hungry people.

Like I was at Baclaran, like kanina lang. I was there to buy something. Basta, it's none of you're business na. Ha-ha! I'm sooo mean talaga.

Anyway, when I was making daan daan sa stalls there, these people kept on making alok to me to buy barong. Like it's so nakakairita ha. Do I look like I'm dead na? Or do you think I'm going to need it? Like you can make alok naman other stuff. It's sooooooo nakakainsulto lang talaga. Ugh!

Well, thank goodness na lang and ka-text ko siya. Like my stress was gone like bula. Ha-ha!