#convoposts

I HAVE A LIST FOR THIS ☝🏼

1) plain pasta cooked in onion powder, garlic powder, and salt.

2) frito pie

me: *talking about somebody i know from my high school who’s 16 and pregnant*

him: i’m pregnant

me: sigh, {redacted} you should have used protection

him, very seriously: i didn’t know i was ovulating :/

me: *rolls with laughter for a solid five minutes*

*opening my makeup box*

him: is that your address on the box im gonna go kill you

me: … it isn’t, actually

him: *mildly dissapointed sounding* oh.

*later*

him; hey so do you wanna play lethal company

me: *building my lego car* yeah! hold on

me: *still building the lego car like three mins later*

him: {redacted} put the freaking legos down and turn on your computer.

me: FUCK IM GOING *frantically putting legos in the ziploc bag while he cackles*

me(a few minutes later): i’m like on the edge of a panic attack rn idk why

him: ik you’re like… being open with me rn but *giggles* i was like ‘oh you’re edging’

me: *very unamused glare*

*still talking about how i’m anxious*

me: maybe it’s because i’m afraid of daddy bracken coming for me

him: dude… {redacted} don’t… say that.

him: *jumps off the ship* *screams*

me: no shot you just missed that there’s actually no way dude

*silence*

me: okay maybe you’re too far to hear me. *waits patiently for the ship to land. Gets out and walks around the ship to where he usually is.* hm. maybe he went inside alrwady

and then as i was walking to the facility i saw his corpse on the ground and busted out laughing

*at the company building*

him: *whacks me with a stop sign. drops it* oh—

me: *picks up the stop sign* how much do you love the company?

him: *running* NOT ENOUGH

me: *chases him in circles, waits at the end of a containter and smacks him. as he’s hobbling i ask him how much he loves the company. as i kill him he screams WAIT and it cuts off and echoes. I give his body to the creature in the building.*

me: *hiding and trying to scare him at the company building. hears the delivery thing. runs over.*

him: AHA COME HERE!!! *chases me with the shovel until i’m backed up against the railing* how much do you love the company?

me: *stares in silence*

him: how much. do you love the company?

me: *backwards jumps over the railing and off the map.

him: NOOO WHAT NO SHOT

me: *maniacally giggling*

him, through laughs: i wish there was a claw that i could just reach down and snatch you with

him: *shuts the door behind me to scare me*

me: AH!! omg 😒 {redacted} stop

him: *silence*

me, knowing he’s trying to scare me: *quietly hides just behind a bright spot in a hallway and waiting for him to come find me*

me: *hears quick footsteps* *sees daddy bracken out of the corner of my eye* *blood curdling scream* NO

he then proceeds to wait at the door with an air horn for a few more seconds. then he opens the door, “{redacted}? {redacted}, are you in here?” but little does he know i’m dead. he continues to call my name, becoming more and more suspicious sounding as he makes his way through the dark halls.

then, he turns the corner and comes across a pool of blood. he stares in shock for a few moments. then his character turns around and sprints out of the building.

him: what got you? the bracken?

me; yeah, he wanted me

him: *a silence that sounds like the 😒 emoji*

*a forest giant is coming for us. he makes it into the ship. i do not*

me: dude. i cant. like actually he won’t leave

him: he wants you

me: too bad bracken daddy already had me

him: *long and disappointed sigh*

me: *screams as i creep towards the ladder but the giant sees me and runs towards the ship*

me: running around silently gathering stuff

him: *humming to himself and occasionally calling my name*

me: *silently sprints to where i hear him*

him: AHH omg you scared me

me, giggling: did i? sorry