Has Anyone Paid Attention to the Text Before You Type in a Conversation in the Box?
I mean, the things they put can make sense, be completely random, make no sense at all, or just be plain funny. I mean seriously, read them!Â
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden? New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Charles Dickens: It was the best of mimes, it was the worst of mimes. Mime: ...
Abbott: Who is the man on first base? Costello: That's what I've been telling you! Abbott: I'm unqualified to manage a baseball team.
Rick: Our problems don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Ilsa: Great, now I'm hungry for beans.
Stockbroker: I need a vacation. Tourist: I'm already one one. Stockbroker: Get out of my office.
Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: I'm right here Juliet.? Juliet: "Wherefore" means "why" not "where." Romeo: Misunderstandings like these are what define our relationship.
Look at this.
Axl: Welcome to the jungle. Costumer: We'd like a table for two please. Axl: Your table is right this way.
OM
