“You must wonder “Why did Echo Wallace give an alarm clock a mind?” constantly. I would, if I weren’t me. And even as me--my very clever self--I did. I had to. Was it to make life simpler, to make time easier to manage, to give you an immortal companion, an ear that has to listen? No. Wrong. To give you something to yell at. People love to be angry. You buy a thing meant to wake you up early in the morning and then yell or groan or swat at it for doing the thing you bought it for. The ludicrousness in that, huh? But a normal clock doesn’t listen to all that. All it cares about is whether or not you push its one button--snooze. So I give unto you an alarm clock with all sorts of physical and mental buttons you can push. Yell at it and it’s no longer just cathartic, it’s a command.”