Happy Valentine’s Day <3 Based this on a scene from @cloud-somersault ‘s Constellations Epilogue in chapter 9! Had this in my drafts for MONTHS and figured today would be a great day to finally finish it up ^^
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I wanted to do a write-up of the info I covered in the Moon Mist/In Orchids podcast for people who can't/didn't listen. Here are the basic points.
This post is VERY long, so I suggest setting aside some time to read it. Also, if you watched the podcast, you might want to look at this as well. I flesh out a few points here and talk about the two things I missed in this summary as well.
In Moon Mist, the reason why shadowpeach's house is more modern and updated and larger is because, once Macaque's curse was removed, he decided to move in with Wukong to make the process of undoing the corruption much easier. And so, he brought a bunch of things over from his place. Primarily, he brought the furniture, appliances and commodities that he finds useful. He did this by using the same magic he used in Season 3 Episode 4: Winning Side when Macaque split Sandy's van into two perfect replicas. I believe he used the shadow of the van to do this, and so, he does the same here: using the shadows of the various things he needs to bring them over to Wukong's house. And it's now actually a house, not a hut. Macaque expanded the square footage of it as well.
I went through a run down of why Wukong is sick in the first place and gave context by explaining the entire plot of In Orchids, We Wither. Here is the plot summarized:
Wukong is summoned to the Celestial Realm because there's movement on his appeal for Macaque's curse to be removed
In order to remove it, he needs the signatures of all the Ten Kings of Hell.
The Ten Kings invite Wukong down for a dinner where they'll sign the document afterwards, giving their authorization for Macaque's curse to be removed.
Wukong is terrified because the Ten Kings hate him (since the fiasco where he removed his name from the Book of the Dead) and he believes this could be a trick.
Wukong also struggles with telling Mac about this; Mac wouldn't agree to him going to this dinner and would prevent from going. He would likely use his favor to keep Wukong in the Mortal Realm.
So, Wukong doesn't tell Macaque, and after much deliberation over three days, he decides he's going to agree to the dinner because it's the only safe way to remove the curse (because the Ten Kings are the only ones who know exactly how to remove it since they put it on Mac).
There's a very real possibility Wukong could die, though, so after a training session with MK, Wukong asks for some alone time with MK to discuss successor things. Mac is suspicious but doesn't pry, and he leaves them alone.
While alone with MK, Wukong explains the situation to him and the threat of the Ten Kings. They could kill Wukong out of revenge or keep him trapped down there. MK pushes that Wukong shouldn't go; Wukong is adamant that he has to because it's the only way to free Macaque. MK understands this but is conflicted because he wants to save Macaque as well, but he doesn't want to lose his mentor.
Wukong takes this time to tell MK important things he'll need to know as his successor. He tells him about issues with certain demons, where some are locked away, things to keep track of, things to check in on, things to look out for, etc. He's basically giving MK this info to prepare for the worst: if he doesn't return from the Realm of Death, then MK will be his successor in every way. This overwhelms MK. Wukong assures MK that he has scrolls tucked away that will explain most of these things and MK can go to Macaque for help.
MK is very shaken and scared. He asks if Wukong has told Macaque about this; Wukong tells him he hasn't. MK KNOWS Macaque wouldn't want Wukong to do this, so Wukong is jeopardizing their relationship and all they've built over the past 10 months for a chance to remove Macaque's curse. It is also highly probably that the Ten Kings won't even remove it.
MK asks Wukong if this chance is worth losing Macaque, because Macaque will be very angry when he learns of this and might cut Wukong out of his life for lying about something so important (and for Wukong not listening to him when he said to not ask Heaven about the curse and to not involve him in this).
Wukong, after a long pause, says that he's still going to take the chance. Even though Macaque won't say it, he's struggling under the curse. It's killing him. He can't sleep. He's having trouble eating. It's a miracle he's survived this long. But he can't keep it up for much longer. So Wukong will take any chance he can get.
MK, though saddened but also understanding, doesn't push Wukong anymore and lets it be. To cheer MK up, Wukong makes a clone that turns into a butterfly that lands on MK's shoulder. Wukong tells him that if that clone pops away, it means that he's dead because his magic will be gone. But if it doesn't pop for three days, Wukong's probably being trapped or tortured. He tells MK that, if that happens, he'll need to tell Macaque everything.
MK agrees and he and Wukong share a long hug. Wukong assures MK that it'll be fine; he's gotten out of tricky situations before, but MK doesn't completely believe him. And he leaves the mountain despondently.
That night, Wukong prepares to enter the Realm of Death for the dinner, but he feels restless. He needs to see Macaque one more time before going. So Wukong flies over to Macaque's place in the Industrial District in the city and knocks on Macaque's door. He realizes this is odd behavior because they haven't hung out together outside of the mountain yet, but he has to see Macaque because he's terrified he might die.
Macaque answers the door in surprise. He asks Wukong what's wrong, Wukong lies, Macaque is again suspicious and pushes a bit more, but Wukong doesn't waver. Macaque invites Wukong inside and offers to give him a tour of his place (since last time, they weren't on good terms.
Macaque shows Wukong around and he is noticeably flirtatious and laid back now. Wukong is flustered most of the time and tries to stay cool despite Macaque's change in behavior. The tour ends in Macaque's bedroom, which brings things to a head. Macaque admits that there's obviously been a lot of sexual tension between them, and Wukong suddenly coming over to his place has made him more lax about it. He gets to see Wukong in his home, in his bedroom - Macaque gets excited about it.
They DO end up on Macaque's bed after making out. And they DO fool around (dry humping or something?). Wukong stays over and takes a shower and Macaque flirts with him more, since Wukong now smells like him.
Midnight is approaching, so Macaque mentions that he'll have to leave soon. Wukong gets ready to leave but hugs Macaque one last time and kisses him deeply. He probably says "I love you" here, which startles Macaque (they might have said it before. I'm still working that out). But either way, it's a very heartfelt moment, and Wukong almost breaks down and cries. Macaque pleadingly asks him what's going on, but Wukong refuses to tell him, pushing Macaque away and saying that they'll talk about it later.
Macaque asks Wukong if he's hiding something from him. Wukong firmly answers that he isn't, telling a huge lie. Macaque kind of senses something's off, but it's midnight now, and he has to go.
They kiss and say goodbye while Wukong holds back his tears. He flies away on his cloud and returns to the mountain, knowing what he must do.
Wukong travels to the Realm of Death by way of magic circle (kind of like how Red Son transported the Monkie Kids to the Celestial Realm in Season 2). He arrives in the Realm of Death dressed nicely (armor, his best clothing, maybe what he was wearing after the LBD's possession went away). Divine beings visiting the Realm of Death do not enter by the gates like mortal souls. There's another entrance that's more welcoming, and Wukong arrives there. He's taken to the Black Spiral Palace where the Ten Kings await him.
During the dinner, the Ten Kings (all who have distinct names and personalities, and who govern different courts) poke and prod at Wukong, hinting that they could kill him if they really wanted to. Their goal is to make Wukong feel as uncomfortable as possible, and it's working. Wukong barely touches his food and instead drinks the tea to show his gratitude.
The Ten Kings also reminisce about Macaque's brutal punishment. Several of them talk about how great it was to hear Macaque's screams - one even plays an echo of Macaque's screams back then, infuriating Wukong, who has to stay calm in order for them to sign the document.
The dinner is very uncomfortable. They discuss mortality and the fall of other divine beings, implying that Wukong's fall is closely approaching. They hint that immortality isn't real, meaning the blue orchids that remove immortality and invincibility. Wukong, at this point, still doesn't know about the blue orchids and doesn't understand what they mean.
Near the end of the dinner (treats and desserts are being served), a servant comes by and tops off their tea cups. All of the kings get their cups refilled and Wukong does, too. Having been fine so far (meaning there hasn't been foul play with the food) Wukong confidently drinks his tea, but this time...something happens to him.
He feels like he's being chocked, like his vigor and strength is being sapped. He's dizzy and his vision is blurry. He starts coughing and notices that the Ten Kings are looking at him closely. Wukong realizes that the tea was poisoned! But he's confused; he saw the servant pour tea for the Ten Kings as well.
It turns out that, this entire time, the teapot that was being used was an "Assassin's Teapot", an ancient relic that can hold two liquids in the pot at a time and, while covering secret holes with one's fingers, can release one liquid or the other. Meaning that it appeared that all of them were getting the same tea, but this time, the servant served the other liquid in the teapot to Wukong. This poisoned tea is infused with blue orchids, meaning that Wukong's immortality and invincibility is being drained away.
Wukong is in horrible pain as his magic is corrupted by the poison. He tries to heal himself, and the healing spell doesn't work. His magic ricochets back at him and burns him. The Ten Kings, witnessing this, are confused. But three out of the seven look very pleased. These Three Kings (LMFAO) wanted to hurt Wukong and strip him of his immortality to kill him. They wanted him to suffer for what he'd done to them in the past and how prideful he was. They never got over that incident and they're taking their revenge now.
The other seven kings are livid! It's stupid to mess with Wukong since he's a divine being and in good standing with Heaven and the Jade Emperor. If anything untoward were to occur during this dinner, the Ten Kings would be in trouble, which is why they settled on just making Wukong as uncomfortable as possible. But three of them hatched a plan without telling the others.
The Ten Kings fight amongst themselves and Wukong escapes the palace. He struggles to walk and he's coughing up blood. His magic is unreliable. He doesn't know how he's going to get out of the Ream of Death. He runs through the city to escape the Kings, but the three that want to kill him are chasing after him. Wukong is forced to fight them with his limited magic and strength. He gets hurt in the process, which triggers a spell that was sealed inside of him.
Macaque, all the way back in Constellations chapter 5, did some kind of magic to Wukong's chest in the alley. Wukong didn't know what that spell did until now. It activates once it senses that Wukong has lost a lot of blood and, using the water in his body and the additional shadows Mac placed in his chest, the spell heals him and gives him renewed strength (this is possible because the magic spell is Macaque's, not Wukong's. Macaque's magic was used, so Wukong's body can receive it safely).
Wukong, deeply touched by Macaque's foresight, uses his newfound strength to escape the city and wander into the outskirts of the Realm of Death. Outside of the city, there's withered trees and cracked earth, a barren and dry land. But in the midst of all that, there's a tree with golden leaves in the distance. Wukong realizes that it's one of the trees that bloomed gold once MK was born. It's still gold now. Wukong runs to it and catches his breath under its boughs.
He tries to cast a spell, it doesn't work. Wukong's scared and frustrated by this. He's trapped in this realm if he can't use his magic. He leans back against the tree and tries to think of something, but it seems hopeless. In the end, Wukong meditates to try and restore his magic. While doing so, he feels a connection to MK through the tree.
MK, after having gotten off work that day, returned to FFM in worry. He sat under the ginkgo tree he grew and waited for Wukong to return (the butterfly clone is still on MK's shoulder) It is through this that Wukong and MK are able to speak with each other through the connection of MK's magic with the two golden trees.
Wukong tells MK the situation and how things don't look good. MK is surprisingly calm and talks to Wukong about it. Wukong laments that this is all his fault. If he hadn't been so prideful back then, the Ten Kings wouldn't have this beef with him. Wukong's pride was his undoing. MK then suggests that: "If pride is what got you into this situation, then use humility to get out."
Wukong is surprised by this thoughtful advice and the connection between successor and predecessor is severed. Wukong hears the voices of the Kings approaching, and he forces himself to stand. He'll fight for as long as he can. He engages in a heated battle between himself and the three kings. The seven kings that were surprised by this, too, step in to fight. Wukong pulls out several great moves and dodges during this part, and takes one of the king's weapons to use against them.
Unfortunately, he gets injured again and has to flee a second time. The three kings have started to use death magic, which makes the corruption going on inside of Wukong much worse. As Wukong flees, he remembers MK's advice. Who can he call to help him? Who will respond immediately? There's only one answer.
Wukong falls as he's slashed in the side by a king's spear. He falls to the ground and, as his vision starts to go black, he cries out Macaque's name. There's no immediate response, so Wukong tries again. This time, he shouts out the word for "Mate" in their tongue and immediately, a shadow portal opens beneath him.
Macaque's hand reaches out of the portal and yanks Wukong through it, saving him from certain death by the hands of (some of) the Ten Kings.
To be continued... (tumblr is getting very laggy. I guess I've reached the text limit 😅)
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Homeroom/English Literature
Wes came back with a scowl and refused to look in Danny or Draco's direction. Danny considered that a win for today. Mr. Lancer considered phoning Walter Weston about taking Wes out of school for the day.
"Semester tests are in two weeks," Mr. Lancer said, "The tests will take place on the last few days of school, and are optional for students that meet the proper requirements. For those of you who didn't quite make the grade, or didn't make it to class, " He shot a pointed look to Danny, "You will have to take them. I'll pass out the study guide, and we will spend this week going over it and reviewing the test material. For those of you opting out of the test, consider this a free period so long as you remain quiet and unobtrusive to those studying."
He started passing out the thick sheets of paper. Dash groaned when he got his, "Mr. Lancer this is, like, 50 pages long!"
"Front and back." Valerie muttered, flicking through the pages.
"It's only twelve pages, but if you don't think it's enough-"
He was immediately met with protests from around the room, insisting 'No, it's fine! We don't need anymore!'. He smirked.
Handing a packet to Danny's recent tag-a-long, he said, "Even though you won't be taking any tests, perhaps you could help Mr. Fenton study his. It would at least give you something to do in class."
Draco took the plain sheets of paper with furrowed brows and Mr. Lancer continued down the aisle. Quickly scanning over the paper, he leaned over and asked, "Danny what is 'Shakespeare'?"
Danny stared at him. He turned to Sam, "You are helping me study."
Mr. Lancer finished passing out the papers, and proceeded up front to go over them. Half the class was playing on their phones underneath their desks. (Or in Paulina's case, just holding it up in front of her face.)
The other half was at least attempting to take notes. Wes muttered furiously under his breath and Valerie was viciously scribbling down everything she could. Tucker jotted down schematic notes between questions as he thought about different improvements he could make to his tech and the Fenton's. Sam was reading something covered in black leather and dust underneath the table. Danny started out taking notes but then got distracted trying to explain….pretty much everything on the study guide to Draco.
Tucker leaned over, "Do you guys not have English Lit where you're from?"
Draco gave him a scathing look. "We have practical classes, on subjects we use in our daily lives. Why on Earth would you need to know-" he squinted at the paper, "'Who seems less impulsive and more realistic- Romeo or Juliet?' What use is that?"
Sam made a hm noise and pulled out a paper.
"Sam, what are you planning?" Danny leaned over her shoulder to see what she was writing. "Oh….I don't see how any of that will help."
"What are you planning to force on me?" Draco asked.
Sam smirked at him and started counting on her fingers, "The Craft, Blair Witch Project, Hocus Pocus-"
"One of those is not like the other Sam." Tucker said.
"Hush. Hansel and Gretel-"
"Maybe not that one!" Danny hissed.
Tucker snorted, "Isn't that the one with the guy that plays Hawkeye? Also the one that-"
"Yes," Danny interrupted, shoving his hand in Tucker's face, "What about Lord of the Rings? Mary Poppins, Nanny McPhee, Narnia?"
"Sleepy Hollow, Elvira, The Crucible." Sam continued.
Danny paused, "Maybe The Crucible, if only because it's on the study guide. He's staying for the entire summer, I'd rather not traumatize him. Please. I am begging you."
She looked at him flatly, "Then beg."
"For the record," Tucker drawled to a very confused Draco, "I think they're planning on introducing you to normal people's views on magic via movie marathon. Which means a slumber party at Sam's."
Draco looked as thrilled with that suggestion as Danny did whenever Vlad shows up at his house.
In other words, not thrilled.
Mr. Lancer coughed next to the group, giving Danny a significant look.
"Study slumber party at Sam's!" Tucker said brightly. "Cause that is what we'll be doing. Studying. Like what we're supposed to be doing right now."
Sam and Danny smacked their foreheads at the same time.
"Excellent save Mr. Foley."
Tucker gave a thumbs up as Mr. Lancer walked away. Draco glared at the study guide. "I'm already hating this."
"Well, it could be worse."
"Tucker!"
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Algebra 2
Danny and Tucker had taken extra math classes the year before so they could get into Calculus in their senior year. Sam did not, so she wriggled her fingers at them before disappearing to Speech class.
Mr. Falluca had the same reaction to Draco as everyone else had so far.
"There are two of you?" He asked in dread.
Draco sighed.
The rest of class wasn't much better.
Danny was handed another study guide, so Draco was handed one as well. Danny spent the rest of class trying to convince Draco that 'yes, there are letters in math, they're variables you see-what do you mean you don't know what a variable is?'
Draco tapped the ink pen Danny let him borrow on top of one of the equations.
(Draco would never admit this - especially not to Danny because he would be insufferable - but he kind of preferred the weird muggle pens over the quills and feathers he grew up on. It was easier to use, less cumbersome to carry, and so much less messy. But again, he'd rather die than admit that to anybody.)
"...Why has everyone looked horrified when they learn I'm related to you?"
Danny thought over the question for a moment. "Honestly? I think they're just horrified in general at the idea of another Fenton running around. Which, rude first of all. Second of all, I completely understand, considering the chaos that usually follows our parents."
"That and the teachers can barely handle one Danny," Tucker added, "They've probably had nightmares about this specific situation."
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History
Mrs. Hatch made an incredulous noise as she overheard Draco ask Danny, "Which civil war is it talking about? It just says Civil War, no names."
"Everyone knows the Civil War! It was a turning point in our history and economy with ramifications still being felt today! What kind of American doesn't know about the Civil War!?"
Draco stared at her for a moment, while Danny snorted into his hand.
"I'm British."
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Study Hall
"Are you going to get a study guide in every class?"
Danny just shrugged and threw his books on the desk. Mrs. Cornish threw him a sharp look which he bravely ignored. "I mean, I've got to take every semester test soooo….yeah."
Draco set down two of the study guides he received, having thrown the History one out before he left the class. He didn't particularly care about the Math, and Danny didn't really need his help for that.
The classic literature intrigued him though, if only for the stories. Another thing he will absolutely never tell Danny.
He was really getting the hang of this sibling thing.
"Why do you have to take all the tests? Your grades can't be nearly as bad as Potter's."
Danny squinted at him. "Are you insulting your arch nemesis and complimenting me at the same time?"
"..."
"I can respect that." Danny nudged his shoulder. "I uh, missed too much class. Too many tardies, and my homework tends to get lost."
'Or destroyed,' he thought mournfully, remembering Skulker specifically targeting his backpack last week.
"That is a ridiculous reason to take tests and very easily preventable."
"It's really not."
"It is. You just show up for class. And tardiness?"
"Can we skip this?"
"You are already in the building and it is nowhere near as massive as Hogwarts so I doubt you are getting lost-"
"Wanna talk about what happened?" Danny snapped.
Draco tightened his jaw, sitting back in his seat. They glared at each for a few moments before Danny sighed.
"Sorry Drake, kind of a sore subject." Danny ran his hand through his hair. "Mom and Dad are already on my case about absences, I really don't need you on it too."
Draco's eyes flitted across the room, "I meant no offense."
Danny knew that was as close to an apology as he was going to get and he grinned, "I know you didn't….We do need to talk about what happened though. Maybe not right now, but we do need to."
Draco tilted his head in acknowledgment. He pulled out the English study guide. "So what is Romeo and Juliet about?"
"Excellent subject change. Uhhh two teenagers from feuding families fall in love and die."
"That's….something."
"I'm oversimplifying."
Draco smirked, "Alright. The Crucible?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh….the Salem Witch Trials?" Danny winced.
The wizard huffed, "Muggles writing a play based on witches and wizards? You know nothing about the Witch Trials. Salem may be the most recognizable, but that was around the time we separated from the non magical world. Nothing muggles could come up with will come close to the actual history."
Danny stared at him. "Dude. You need to lend Sam your magic History book. She might not fight you if you let her read that."
"Why would she fight me? And why do you say that like she's planning on it?!"
Danny sucked his teeth and went back to his study guides.
"Danny!"
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Lunch
The trio-turned-quartet made their way out of the doors of the school and made a beeline for their usual table outside.
"Thank Merlin you're not making me eat the school food." Draco said as Danny handed him a sandwich.
"Glad I thought of making an extra sandwich this morning. I did not want to listen to you gripe all day."
"Too late for that." Sam said as she pulled out her fruit salad.
Any hopes of having a peaceful lunch were dashed by, well, Dash.
The teenager slammed his hand down on the table next to Tucker, causing him to choke on his food. "So, you're Fentonia's twin huh?"
"Go away Dash." Sam drawled.
Draco set down his sandwich and turned to the unwanted company. "If you are here to 'shove me into a dumpster'," He said, quoting Danny from this morning, "I feel like I should inform you my father is incredibly wealthy and high up in British politics and I can easily ruin you."
All four of them stared at him.
Draco sneered at the boy, "Leave."
"Whatever, you're not worth it." Dash said as he skulked away, in a last ditch attempt to salvage his pride. The kid had rich snob practically dripping off him, Dash knew that was no idle threat.
"I'm worth a lot more than you." Draco rolled his eyes, clearly not impressed by the half hearted attempt at bullying.
They stared at him.
"Well," Danny said brightly, "Maybe Dash will leave me alone now!"
"Yeah, till Draco goes home at the end of summer and it's back to pummeling time." Tucker grinned.
Danny stole Tucker's chips in retaliation.
About halfway through lunch, Draco felt a chill creep up his spine. He heard Danny gasp slightly.
Danny slid his lunch over, "I got to go to the bathroom I'll be right back stay here!" Then he rushed off away from the school building.
Draco stared after him, baffled. He turned to the other two for answers.
"Bladder issues." Sam said, not even looking up from her book. Tucker gave an awkward laugh.
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Chemistry
Danny didn't show up by the time the bell signaled the end of lunch and Draco was not worried about him.
Not at all.
Sam and Tucker didn't seem that concerned as they dragged Draco to the next class.
Mrs. Johnson frowned as they walked in. "Is this the other Fenton?"
"It's Malfoy." Draco was ignored.
"Yes it is." Tucker replied to the teacher.
"Where is the original?"
"Bathroom." Sam and Tucker chorused.
Mrs. Johnson sighed, "Do not touch anything breakable. All Fenton's in my class are banned from handling fragile equipment. Better safe than sorry."
Danny skidded in and almost knocked over Draco. "Sorry, bathroom, line, rusty door lock-"
"Please sit down Mr. Fenton."
Danny grinned and gave a thumbs up. "C'mon Drake, you're going to love this class."
Danny grabbed an extra textbook off the shelf on the way to their seats and handed it to Draco. "So Potions is your favorite class right?"
Danny had complete and utter disregard for the Statute of Secrecy. This was something Draco was quickly learning to hate as Danny talked about magic in the middle of a muggle classroom. Draco's eyes flitted around the room, but the only ones paying any attention to them were Sam and Tucker.
"Well Chemistry is just the muggle version of Potions." He wiggled the book in front of his face. "It's just mixing things together to get certain reactions. Granted it's not magic, just science, but still."
Lowered the book out of his face, "I don't see how that would endear me to this class."
"What if you mixed Potions and Chemistry together?"
Draco grabbed the textbook, "How are you supposed to mix magic with muggle science? There's no way someone hasn't already thought of this."
He started flicking through the textbook and Danny grinned victory. His brother was, at heart, a science nerd just like the rest of the Fenton's.
Mrs. Johnson watched the interaction blankly. "Oh lord there are two of them."
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PE
Draco hid behind Danny best he could.
"Dude I am literally the worst person to hide behind they always target me."
"This is a ridiculous and pointless exercise and I hate this." Draco hissed.
A red rubber ball smacked Danny in the face while another one hit Draco's hip.
Coach Tetslaff blew her whistle, "Fentons! Out!"
Tucker cried out "Don't worry Danny! I'll avenge you!" A ball smacked him in the side of the face, "Motherf-"
Tetslaff blew her whistle again, "Foley, out!"
Tucker threw himself into Danny's arms, "Avenge us Sam! You're our last hope!"
Danny held Tucker closer and slid them both to ground, overdramatically reaching out to Sam. "For our dignity Sam!"
"You have to actually have dignity in order for me to avenge it." She threw her ball at them and they yelped.
Draco shook his head at the duo. "Where can I find the restroom?"
"I'll take you there."
Tetslaff appeared out of nowhere, "Absolutely not. WESTON! Front and center!"
Danny made a face, "Coach, I can take him to the bathroom. Principal Ishiyama gave me responsibility over him."
Tetslaff shot him a look. "And that is exactly why I'm sending Weston instead. He'll make sure Malfoy actually returns to class."
Danny flushed while Tucker cackled next to him.
Draco gave the very unhappy red head a cautious look. He wasn't convinced that Weston wouldn't just strangle him in a stall, but nevertheless he followed him out into the hall.
As soon as they got in the bathroom, Weston turned on him. "I know your secret!" He hissed.
Draco was going to kill Danny.
"What are you talking about?" He snapped, his hand twitching towards his wand.
"You think you're sooooo slick huh? Just flaunting around in the open? You think it's fun to mess with me? Well I know the truth!"
Draco started to pull out his wand.
"You're not real!"
"…."
Draco wondered if it was a predetermined trait that all red heads were completely bonkers.
"You think I'll get fooled by this again? You aren't even a good duplicate!" Wes stabbed his finger towards Draco. "And I can't believe people are actually falling for this long-lost-twin-from-England joke!"
"...What in the name of Merlin are you talking about?"
Wes sniffed. "You won't get away with this Phantom. I'm watching you, always watching!"
Then he turned and stormed out of the bathroom, leaving a very confused Draco behind him.
"What the bloody hell just happened?" Draco muttered to himself.
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Home Economics
"I can't believe you have to take a test on servant duties."
Danny stared at him, "Drake….you do know you're going to have chores while you stay with us, right?"
Sam cackled at the look on Draco's face.
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Art
"You!" Wes hissed, shoving his finger into Danny's face.
"Hey Wes." Danny went cross-eyed watching Wes's finger. "You okay? You looked a little stressed this morning."
"And who's fault is that?" Wes huffed, "How long are you going to keep this up huh? A week? Two?"
"Keep what up?"
"He doesn't believe I'm real." Draco drawled.
"What."
"He's nothing but a duplicate you're using to make my life miserable." Wes said.
Danny started giggling, "You-you think-?" He put his head on the table and laughed.
"Wes," Sam said slowly, eyeing Danny in concern, "You know how Danny wasn't here last summer?"
"Most peaceful summer of my life? Yes."
Danny was still laughing, tears now streaming down his face.
"He was staying with his birth parents in England." She pointed to an unimpressed Draco, "His parents. You may not believe this, but not everything Danny does is to piss you off."
"Nah," Tucker said, "It's just a bonus."
Wes looked at Sam. Then he looked at Draco, then the still hysterical Danny, before looking back at Sam. "...I hate all of you." He turned and walked to his seat.
"We love you too Wes!" Tucker shouted after him, "You always make us laugh!" He laughed at the rude gesture Wes sent his way.
"...So do you have Art classes at Hogwarts?" Sam asked.
"No, don't change the subject." Draco snapped at them, "What is going on with him? He cornered me in that bathroom to tell me I'm not real!"
Tucker didn't think people could actually voice a keyboard smash, but Danny gave it his best shot.
"Achhgkksss, guys please I'm having a stroke-"
Draco gave Danny a concerned look.
Tucker snickered, "He thinks Danny is a ghost." He yelped when Sam kicked him under the table.
"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard and I go to school with Potter."
"I know right? Totally unbelievable." Tucker nodded.
"To be fair he did think I was a vampire when I first moved here." Sam said.
"And that Mr. Lancer was a werewolf."
"And that our cheerleading team was a team of soul sucking sirens. Which they are but just the human kind."
"Oh! That time he tried to convince the town the Fentons were a family of time traveling aliens from another dimension."
"Ugh," Draco held up his hand, "I don't want to hear anymore."
Danny was still wheezing on the table.
….
("You know paintings in the wizarding world move?"
"What?!")
....
Draco leaned against the wall next to Danny's locker, thoroughly done with the day. "That was incredibly stressful."
Danny snorted as he slammed his locker shut, "Drake, that was nothing. Usually I'm like, ten times more stressed and actually having to learn while I'm at it."
Whispers followed the four of them out the door, and into the courtyard. Draco was, quite frankly, tired of being on this end of the rumor mill. This was almost as bad as the ferret incident.
(Okay, it didn't even come close. And thankfully no one had been around when Granger punched him, or that particular incident would have followed him for months. Draco was just being incredibly dramatic.)
"I get handed the same homework as you," Draco said, ticking off his fingers, "almost every teacher looked horrified at the thought of me, Sam has laid out plans to torture me via 'movies' and none of you are concerned-"
Sam smirked.
"-I got hit multiple times with a rubber ball, cornered in a bathroom and told I'm not real, you ditched me at lunch-"
Danny, Sam, and Tucker all chorused, "Bladder issues."
Draco stared at them, "Ditched. At. Lunch. And don't even talk to me about Home Economics."
"It's really not as bad of a day as you're making it out to be."
"Yeah," Tucker said, "I mean, we weren't even interrupted by a ghost attack."
"Tucker!" Sam and Danny hissed.
Draco threw his hands up in the air, "And that! That illogical paranoia that ghosts can actually harm you! It's ridiculous! You're muggles, you don't know anything about ghosts!"
"Oh boy," Danny muttered.
"Big oof." Tucker nodded in response.
Sam clicked her tongue condescendingly, "I forgot you were an outsider."
Draco would have said something, if he wasn't interrupted by a loud CRASH, followed by people screaming.
“I guess it’s just a little weird that you suddenly have this… thing with my half-sister, all right?”
Sam blinked, surprised. “Wait, seriously?” He broke into a smile and let out a little laugh, shaking his head. “Dude, we just go out to look at stars and stuff. That’s it.”
Sebastian rolled his eyes again. “I know, that’s why I said it was stupid.”
Sam smirked and waggled his eyebrows. “What is it, afraid you’ll get stuck with me as a brother-in-law or something?”
“Holy Yoba Sam, just shut up.”
*whistles casually and hides the ‘romance’ tag under a table* I don’t know what you boys are talking about
(On a different note, apparently my Word program recognizes the name Yoba as a thing I write? That was fast, I’ve only used it like one other time)
A friend of mine showed me the wonderful game MakeRoom, where you can make little rooms, boats, gardens, and vans! And this is super helpful to me because I have a cute game where I can DESIGN THE CONSTELLATIONS SHADOWPEACH HOUSE 😭😭💕💕I'M SO SO SO HAPPY!!
So, I started with the bathroom! Here are a few pictures!
As you can see, their vanity/sink top area is VERY cluttered because there's so much make up!! And they're monkeys, so they have a lot of brushes and mirrors and such to work with. Macaque even has a few bottles of?? Mysterious things but we're not gonna talk about that right now.
There are towels EVERYWHERE because they have. A lot of fur. There's a mismatch of colors because most of this is stuff from Macaque's house that he magically transported here through the use of the furniture's shadows (I'll explain that later, but basically he did what he did in s3 with Sandy's van to his own house and copied some stuff over to redo Wukong's hut). There are shadowpeach rubber duckies!! (Wukong insisted) and!! a nice shower with MORE sink care/fur products. They have. So much stuff.
The toilet has its own little corner with reading material nearby. Uhmm, the linen closet in the back is where they store bedding. And the colors of the wall and the door are probably going to change, but I honestly don't care about the door? LMFAO it's a door...And for the walls, I'd have to upload a custom pattern, which i'll do later. I just wanted to show this off!! AAA!!
ALSO!! Since I love doing this SO MUCH, would people be interested in a video/podcast where I record myself making more rooms in the shadowpeach house while giving insight into Moon Mist or whatever??? I think that would be VERY fun, and I might do it regardless of what you guys say, BECAUSE I LOVE MAKING ROOMS SO MUCH!!
Try the game out for yourself and see!! I highly recommend for artists/writers/creatives that are more visual learners and can benefit from seeing the space they're writing/drawing about. It's so helpful. plus, it's good for people who like to just decorate while having everything already unlocked LMFAO
BUT YEAH!! SHADOWPEACH CONSTELLATIONS BATHROOM!! The bedroom is next 😉😉😉😉
