#constantine vertigo

The struggle of reading John Constantine fics is every day there's ten new fics of him ooc because someone only knows his character through cross over fics and once every three months there's a chastantine fic 😭

As always if you see someone new reading hellblazer advise them to not read past 250 or at least warn them that after 250 things get gross because Peter milligan sucksssss

There's something so delicious when Chas calls John "Johnny" in any fanfiction

The battle raging in me with more modern versions of John Constantine in the comics most definitely having had a one night stand of some sorts with Bruce Wayne (their is so must context its wild honestly lmaoo) and completely understanding the chaos of that ship because Bruce and John are the most unhealthy people ever and that combined does tend to lead to one night stands vs the punk anger knowing that the vertigo John would not have touched Bruce with a ten foot poll (which understandable fuck the rich)