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Actually I wrote two Batstantine fics
Here is the second one:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: Constantine's simple reconnaissance mission into the goings on of the London gangs, turns out to be more than he bargained for when a new face decides to crash the party.
Check it out :3
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absolutely obsessed with what bruce and connie has going on
they should fuck about it
I wrote a Constantbat fic
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: In the bedroom Bruce and John read each other's skins like diaries.
Give it a looksie :3
Some Batstantine because I love it:
Constantine: My boyfriend has a disturbing collection of supernatural knowledge. Don't believe me? Watch this.
Constantine: Hey B, is it true that ghoul meat tastes like chicken?
Batman not even looking up from the screen: No. Ghoul meat tastes more like pork, only skinny and hard to bite through. Good if you're on a diet, but not if you need a lot of energy. Goes well with white wine and is regarded as a delicacy by the vampire high society.
Constantine: How does he know this shit??
Constantine: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT!!!
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Flirt harder, you two
Sort of going off of what @mrsmarymorstan and I were posting about the other day.
John has no idea how to cope with Jason.
Because Dick and Bruce? They will absolutely flirt right back when he gets going. Especially Bruce. It freaks the hell out of all the rest of the League because here’s this scrawny Brit who looks like he woke up under a pool table after a three day bender (he did) and smells like he smoked an entire pack of cigarettes before lunch (he did), and not only has Spooky not turned his face inside out for suggesting they go back to the Batcave for a bit of slap and tickle, they all just saw Batman blush and bite his lip and make a smutty joke right back and Green Arrow thinks he might be having a stroke. Dick’s not quite on Bruce’s level, but he still won’t hesitate from bending over and arching his back a bit to get John’s attention if necessary.
So with Jason, John’s brain goes ‘Adult Bat? Very dangerous? Magical elements? Big blue eyes and a face I could make myself comfy on? Sign me the fuck up.’ and he sidles on up next to him and asks if his jaw ever aches when he thinks about him after that little incident where he climbed inside his mouth.
Which is how he woke up in the Watchtower infirmary with three broken ribs, a fractured ulna, and a flinch whenever he sees red.
I came to a horrifying realisation today.
Since Bruce and Tim both love grubby Brit Punk, they’re probably fans of Mucous Membrane. And since Bruce can’t fanboy casually, I mean look at his entire shrine to the Grey Ghost, can you imagine his first meeting with John?
Constantine, ambling onto a magical crime scene while hungover and smelling like demon spunk: ‘Lo, handsome. Are you my bodyguard, then?
Batman, practically vibrating out of his cowl and wondering how appropriate it would be to tell this guy that when he was seventeen he had his poster over his bed and that he desperately wants his autograph and maybe to have a beer bottle thrown at his head like that one concert in Birmingham: Hn.
