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HELLO MY DEAR!! I hope you’ve been well!! I miss Connie SO bad you don’t get it.... I miss that idiot so much, like I’m laughing about it but it’s not funny. It’s not. So, let’s talk about him <3 

i know he’s usually super goofy and whatever but like imagining him being super focused or serious like watching him fix a car or organizing his expenses (do not perceive me i swear) or just like quietly driving with one hand while the other holds your hand (once again do not perceive me), has me weak in the knees LMAOOOO

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No no because he’s so sexy, goofy guys being concentrated on something or having that one niche little hobby they get to serious and/or excited about idk why it makes me vibrate pls. The best and worst thing about guys like Connie is that he’s sexy when he’s not trying and when he’s regularly being a clown, so when he gets serious…. it’s over.

LMFAOOO Connie too, and you know they’d find something slick to say regardless of your career. You work at Subway and Eren is moaning audibly when you bring the sand which out of the toaster, “Love the way you toast that bun, baby 😩”; you work at a pet store, and Connie comes in the with lunch because, “You should give some treats to your favorite pet now, don’t you think?”; you’re just barely sitting down from your rounds at a hospital and Eren somehow makes his way to your break room, gripping his chest dramatically and wailing, “You don’t happen to have a cure for heartbreak, do you doc? I miss my girl so bad, think you can help me?”; Connie comes to the restaurant you work at during lunch just to flirt, “And how much for me to take you home after this mama?”; “I’d like to check out this book,” Eren smirks, nearly making you fall down from the ladder between the stacks of the library, “And I’d like to check you out too, if you don’t mind, pretty girl.”

Hand placement.... Constance.... something he’s extremely good at, hugs or not. The combination of him being confident in himself + being completely in love with you = master of affection and casual intimacy even if he’s not trying. Insane.

Hands on your neck/jaw when he kisses you, always. The only time they’re not there is when he lets them wander; travels down to your back and waist, down to your ass, your thighs, and the next thing you know you’re in his arms and against a wall. Hands on your waist when he’s standing behind you, occasionally squeezing just to see you jump and scold him; he likes when you try and push him off of you, and play fight, because he knows he’s gonna win, and he knows that no amount of “Connie, we’re in public!” is gonna be enough to keep him away from you. Back hugs are huge too, kind of loose; not tight enough to squeeze you, but just enough for his palms to rest flat against your tummy and have him hunch over you a bit. 

Has this thing about lifting you up just because he’s strong and he knows he’s got good arms and he can. He’ll just come out of nowhere and carry you bridal style; put you over his shoulder to carry you back to the car because why not (one hand on your thigh a little too close to your ass because he’s not gonna let you fall... no other reason); carries you like a sack of potatoes in front of your full body mirror just to show off because, “You seeing these gains baby? I could bench you no issue, wanna bet on it?” (Has no regard for your face warming up, not even out of embarrassment, but because of increased blood flow from literally being manhandled). 

His hands are on you the second he greets you, and are the last things to leave you when you two have to be separated. Started kissing your hand in an overdramatic manner, but it’s evolved into him grabbing both of your hands between his and kissing them both too many times before he says hello to you. Sometimes he greets you with an affectionate headlock, but it’s only so he can ruffle your hair and squish your face to his chest with that hand, and keep his arm around you after. Put his palms over your ears with too much force to bring your head forward for a forehead kiss thats way to wet and drawn out and makes the “mwah,” noise just for him to pull back and say some shit like, “Good night, my little McGriddle.”

Connie is so….. he’s such an idiot he’s so embarrassing he’s always doing the most BYE. Hate that I can see this so clearly, he learns to wolf whistle just to do it to you when you walk past him. Asks you for your number when you meet up with him for brunch. Makes a show of hitting on you and asking if you’re single when you guys are at a party together or something. Tells you he likes your outfit, but it would look better off of you. All he does is FLIRT !!!!! He’s embarrassing !!!

The link isn’t working/sometimes prompting me to sign up for Pinterest to view it 🙄🙄  but if it’s any kind of video/picture of a man basically groveling for some ass, then I already agree it’s 110% Connie. They’re all down so bad.

Connie is not above begging for anything. He’ll whine, kick, scream, cry, get on his knees and kiss your hands to show you he means business. He doesn’t take insecurity as an excuse, he’s there to hype you up and prove you wrong. Will promise you the whole world in return for something as simple as a lap dance, he’s such a sucker. He’s handsy when you give in too, vulgar with his words, whistling at your every move. He’s embarrassing, but that’s his love language <3

A lap dance is one of, if not, Jean’s biggest fantasies, but he’s just a little too prideful to ever ask you for one. That doesn’t stop him from using his imagination, though. Any time you bend over, lean forward, wear his favorite dress on you, do a 360 in the mirror trying on jeans... his head is so empty, only thoughts of having you on his lap and having his way with you. Honestly, at that point, he’d let you do whatever you wanted to him, and he’d sit there and take it, as long as your ass in on him in some way shape or form, he’s happy. When you flash your hand in front of his face and pull him out of his daydreams, his cheeks are flushed, but his mouth is zipped; way too embarrassed to tell you what’s going on in his head.