Now when you said this so many different scenarios came to mind: Eren stopping to kiss his gf mid-battle or before a fight, dropping her home and kissing her at the window, kissing after saving her... many many possibilities... have one of them below... set sometime before Eren tells you that he’s Spider-Man... also, yeah I’m making Levi a part of this universe but what did you expect from me 🤒🤒
“I don’t get it,” you speak in-between bites of popcorn, vaguely gesturing towards the TV, “This whole ‘Spider-Man kiss’ thing seems like a really bad and obvious marketing ploy to me.”
Eren stiffens a little next to you. He tries to neutralize his expression before turning his head, tries to remain causal, “What—uh—what do you mean by a marketing ploy?”
“I just mean to make him all popular and shit,” you reason, resting your cheek against Eren’s shoulder, “But it’s kinda dumb. If I were in danger, and I found out Spider-Man was too busy kissing random brunettes to do his job, I’d be pissed.”
“He wasn’t really kissing anybody!” Eren exclaims, a little too quickly, and way too loudly. You flinch a little, looking up at him with wide and confused eyes, and Eren coughs before reigning himself in, “I mean, the kissing stuff was photoshopped… lots of, uh, tabloids admitted it. So, he’d definitely still save you if you were in real danger, you know… and everyone else, too!”
You look at him like you don’t believe him, and it makes Eren want to scream. The implications of his super-hero persona being a playboy aside, there’s no way Eren would have stopped to kiss Pieck, of all people. He could admit that she was pretty, but Eren himself has spoken no more than seven words total to her in his entire life—and Spider-Man was hardly any different. He was just helping her, and he just happened to be upside down in front of her face, when some idiot with a camera snapped a picture that would go viral.
Not to mention that while Spider-Man was single in the eyes of the media, Eren Jaeger was not. And if he ever planned on telling you he was former, he certainly wouldn’t want you believing that he was a cheater with a super-suit on.
“Whatever,” you roll your eyes, “Real or not, I don’t get the appeal. It doesn’t seem practical, even for a spider-boy hanging from a thread.”
“Okay... what do you not like about Spider-Man?” he questions nervously.
“What is there to like? He’s another freak flying around New York and fucking up the skyline in the process. He and Iron-Man get to be all buddy-buddy with aliens and shit while the rest of us get stuck on trains for six hours.”
Eren does his best to refrain from grinding his teeth. He takes a deep breath, then another, and a third—reminds himself that your judgement isn’t being cast on him, but rather on the media-crafted persona of Spider-Man; and factoring in your hesitance about superheroes in general, he figured Spider-Man wouldn’t be an exception.
Still, he wishes you could cut him some slack. He always tried to minimize civilian interaction and damage, but sometimes, it couldn’t be helped! Plus, Mr. Ackerman always promised to help fund and rebuild damaged property! That’s the best they could do when there was an inter-galactic threat to his home-town and all his loved ones.
Instead of reasoning that, Eren lets out a noncommittal hum, the conversation naturally diffusing as you cuddle yourself back into his shoulder, and the news switches topics; but Eren’s stuck on your last comment. He had no intentions of kissing Pieck—he had no intentions of kissing anybody that wasn’t you, no matter how the news tried to spin it—but he doesn’t know if he agrees with your conclusion that a kiss like that would be impractical.
He’s no physicist, but it should work, right? It’s not like you’re both upside down—but if you were, wouldn’t that be the same as you both being right-side up? One person hanging upside down shouldn’t make that much of a difference. Now that he thinks of it, he doesn’t even hang upside down all that often, whoever took that picture really caught him at a bad time. If this ‘Spider-Man kiss’ persists to shape his reputation as a hero, he might just end up a villain.
Eren shifts his view down to you, a hand absent-mindedly reaching to caress your cheek. He figures an upside-down kiss shouldn’t be too different from when you tilt your head up to kiss him in this position—or something like that, anyway. Eren’s kissed you a bunch of different times, a bunch of different way, so it should work like that, right?
He carefully untangles himself from your hold, and marches right around the back of the couch. You don’t seem to pay him any mind—too caught up in finding a better channel—only redirecting your attention to him when his hands cup your face, and very carefully tilt your head back.
He supposes you’re the upside down one like this, but even so, Eren thinks you’re pretty. His thumbs swipe against your cheeks once, twice, before he leans down and gingerly kisses your lips. He chuckles ever so slightly when he hears the remote thud against the ground, and your now free hand reaches up to caress his face.
You’re the first to pull away, a gentle smile on your lips that charms him even in this position. You let your hand creep up into his hair before questioning, “Was that in defense of Spider-Man?”
“Maybe,” Eren laughs, low and steady before leaning down to kiss your lips once more, “Maybe I just wanted to kiss you.”
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pls stop.... now i just wanna have a sleepover with Eren sooo baddddd
Hes so :(((( he really is the boyfriend that wants to live in your skin LMFAOO. He’s always excited to have a sleepover with you, but he gets upset the following morning when he remembers that he has to go back to his own apartment 🙄🙄 why can’t he just stay with you and steal your bathroom products and wash your dishes for you and lay on your couch and be your blanket. He can be a housewife just let him prove himself.
The majority of your sleepover is just Eren stalking you around your place, ordering food, talking shit, and him laying on top of you on your bed until he falls asleep. If you’re feeling spicy, you guys might drink a little wine or play a board game (until he gets too tired or too horny to keep going and the next thing you know know you’re in Eren’s lap and your Monopoly pieces are under the couch). It’s all remarkably mundane, but that’s what excites him. He likes just… living life with you. He wants to do it all the time, he wants to be there everyday, he never wants the sleepover to end.
sitting in Eren’s lap while playing games on your phone and he’s def backseat gaming, or at least questioning everything you’re doing if he’s never seen the game before. Like you’re playing Subway Surfers and his head is on your shoulder with his hands around your waist saying “get the booster boots” “you missed a coin”
He’s such a shit omfg… he absolutely would, and he also insults you at the smallest mistake, please, you miss a few coins and he’s like “You’re mid,” like bro I’m gonna hit you I swear I’ll do it… he does the backseat thing with anything you do tho: gaming, shopping, watching tv, texting. He finds interjecting himself into your business to be infinitely more entertaining than minding his own business. If you’re online shopping, he points to the most horrendous garment on the website like, “That’s hot, you should get it”; when you’re texting people, he purposely taps all over your screen and then grins, “You made a typo, babe.”
Having you in his lap while you mess with your phone is the preffered option, even if he’s gonna insufferable the entire time, but it’s not usually what you end up. Most of the time, you get all of Eren’s bodyweight draped atop you; across your back, with his head in your lap, with his nose buried in your neck, sitting on your lap like a baby, hell there’s even a time where he fell asleep on the ground while you were sitting on the couch with his hands wrapped around your leg like a pillow. He has zero shame, if it fits it sits, and according to Eren, he always fits.
now eren…eren LOVES pinning you against a wall. affectionate? yes. sexc? yes. bullying? also yes
He thinks it’s so funny to corner you in general because he’s tall as hell for no damn reason. You’re in the kitchen and Eren just inches closer until you’re backed up against the fridge and every time you’re like, “Can I help you?” he just shakes his head and does his stupid little cocky grin. You’re sitting on the couch and he shifts closer and closer and closer until you’re against the arm of the couch and he’s completely in your space, then he pinches you just to laugh at your reaction. Blocks your path when you’re coming out of the bathroom, makes you back up until you’re damn near tripping over the bathtub; and if you try to make a run for it, he just throws you over his shoulder. Grabs you when you’re trying to leave his apartment and presses you against the door, just to pout because, “You forgot to kiss me.”
eren loves to sit criss-cross applesauce with you whenever you’re doing a facial on him and he’ll ALWAYS remind you to “grab your little make-up headband thingy…the one with ears” so that his hair isn’t in the way and it has these little cat ears lol he’s so cute :( so much so that now, instead of using your own on him you bought him his very own (w the cat ears) so now y’all are matching and whenever he goes to your place, he’ll ask you or you’ll ask him if he wants to do a facial with you, you always pull out an extra headband for him, HIS headband and his little baby hairs sit so nicely they will sometimes peek out when you put it on him (*sobbing*). his initial reaction to the brand new headband you bring out just for him is so cute. he’s in awe and kind of flustered at the fact that you bought him his own little headband, one that matches yours “for me?!” he goes. he loves you so much, he never misses a chance on doing small things like this with you even if it means it’s just the two of you sitting on your bedroom floor (he would prefer it this way over anything) k bye !!
- (if it’s ok i’m gonna leave an emoji so when i come back yk it’s me !🧵)
He’s so :(( when he realizes you bought him his own, like his eyes are huge and he’s so stunned because, like... he takes up space in your mind... he takes up space in your apartment... he’s got his own things in your place, just for him and no one else... he loves you so much, just thinking about it makes his head spin. He loves getting babied, even if he’s bratty and/or shameless in his attempts to get you to baby him; once Eren has a taste of affection and being pampered, he’s gonna cling to it. He sits criss-cross anywhere you need him to—on the bed, on the floor, on the couch, on the toilet seat—close his eyes, and do a little wiggle when you tell him you’re gonna use the first product.
The whole thing is calming and relaxing by nature, sure; but what really gets him is that you offer to take care of him, and that you seem to like doing it. It’s mindblowing to him that you choose to love him like that... gets too emotional if he thinks about it for too long (so, if he makes some cheeky move like pulling you to sit in his lap, or commenting about how to spent a lot of time around his lips, that must mean you wanna kiss him—then just know that’s Eren covering up the wave of emotions surging through him, by trying to turn the pressure and teasing onto you instead).
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what are your thoughts on eren being submissive in the bedroom 👀
Okay… I am going to try and make this as coherent and articulate as possible, but forgive me if it’s a complete word vomit...
He’s always a little submissive…? just like he’s always a little dominant. The classification for him in my head is bratty dom, which is just to say, that Eren will do what he wants when he wants to, and if what he wants is for you to mess with him or put him in his place, then he’ll get that. But with that, you can do anything you want to him, too. So, he always has a sense of… control? in the situation; but he’s not always “in charge” when it happens. (And even when he is, he’s very adamant that everything he does is for you, to please you; always insists that no matter what, you fucked him, and that he’s your boyfriend, so it’s on him to treat you right).
So, when he messes with you, and bothers you, and does things that make you wanna grab his face and tell him to shutup and stop being so annoying, he knows what he’s doing. He’s hoping you’ll yell at him. He somewhat gets off on it—at you getting angry at him, and at the humiliation of being called out. It’s a fine line he’s walking, but that’s what makes it fun. He’s kind of rough by habit, so he likes it when you snap and you’re rough with him, too.
All that aside, he’s also got this thing about being… owned ? by you. Ironically, there’s a sense of freedom, and security, in knowing that you’re his. So, he likes it when you do things to show that you’re just the slightest bit possessive over him; and if he has to annoy it out of you, then so be it. He wants you to leave hickeys on his neck, wants you to scratch at his back, and hit him when he’s embarrassing you in public, wants you to grab his shirt and tell him off for being too close to the guy who has a crush on him; wants you to show that you want him, because he’ll show you how bad he wants you, too.
did i see eren with a lipstick/lipgloss addiction 🧐🧐🧐
He knows he runs the risk of getting it all over him, but that’s kind of the point isn’t it? He’s got this thing about being... owned isn’t the right word, maybe claimed...? Eren likes other people to know that he’s with you, and he thinks your lipstick marks on him is a very clear message. He doesn’t mind making a mess, and something about pulling away from kissing you and seeing your lipstick smudged over your lips drives him insane.
He doesn’t really have a favorite color, and he’s slightly partial to lipstick over lipgloss, but either will work for him; he’s really not picky. It’s a good lesson in patience, when you meet him at a restaurant or something on a night out with your friends, and you’re already wearing your makeup for the evening; he knows he has to be patient, because once he kisses you, there’s no turning back or hiding it. And it’s a good excuse on those nights where you have plans to go out, but Eren would much rather stay in; he’ll wait just until you’ve finished your makeup to kiss you, and get a little too handsy, before he pulls away with a smile, “Messed up your makeup, baby. I’m sorry,” he pouts, using a single finger to swipe over his stained lips, “Let me make it up to you, yeah?”
Eren likes when you feed him or share your food with him. He’s just baby like that.
He’s watching as you dip your crab in the spicy sauce and moan at how good it tastes once it reaches your mouth. Of course he has his own plate in-front of him. But it’s just not the same:( he’s looking at you like you just stole Christmas, genuinely hurt.
“Eren, you’re not gonna eat your food?”
He just turns his face and huffs.
“Baby, come on, want a bite?”
He turns to you look a little kid, eyes practically glowing. He looks like a cute puppy in await for his award. So you feed him and he kisses your hand.
He’s such a hopeless romantic i hate him
He’s being a baby when he wants to play it up, sure, but there are so many times where he just kinda leans over your shoulder to look at your plate and opens his mouth. You already know what he wants without his saying anything, and he very contently chews his (your) food after you’ve spoonfed him, and leaves you with a kiss to your head as a thank you. When you don’t offer, he just kinda stays there with his mouth open, adding a frustrated pout to his eyes until you give in and he hums contentedly with food in his mouth.
Now, he’s also not above just stealing the food off of your plate LMFAO, but he always does it to see you pout and to make up for it by offering you some of his own food--hovering his fork in front of your mouth with his head tilted, “Come, have some of mine, we’ll be even, baby.” (You are not, in fact, “even,” because Eren takes bites like he’s Kirby).
In general, Eren... does this thing where he desires and does very intimate things in such a casual manner, as if they’re second nature to him... and it somehow adds this additional unspoken layer of intimacy and trust... his casual affection is really raw if you stop and think about it... sometimes a little attractive too, and he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Leaning forward and waiting for you to feed him, shoving his food/snacks in your hand and expecting you to take some, draping his jacket over you because he got too hot, leaning down to hear you talk better when you’re in a crowded area. He really is a hopeless romantic at heart, even if he is unaware of his hopeless romantic antics.
