#con guest

I would love to be a guest at some! But it is something that you have to contact the staff at cons about, it’s not something I have control over :o

In spirit for Kumoricon in less than a few weeks, I made a parody for con-goers. Enjoy. [Con staff]

These cosplayers don't listen, no, not one little bit

They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits

[fanboy/girl hissing]

It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see

It's got to be my con duty, and it's what my staff position is telling me

[Guest asked to attend and have a panel]

[awkward chuckle from guest]

I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face

But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace

[bad joke]

[awkward laughter from crowd]

I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see

It's just my panel made for thee, and it's what the convention has asked me

[Overstressed cosplayer]

I'd really like a photo shoot, but so much stress to get a spot

 No matter what I try, I cannot FIX THIS BUSTED COSPLAY PROP!

I've got so many photo shoots, it's not much fun for me

I guess I am not that kawaii, 'cause they just picked someone cuter over me

[Last minute costume maker]

Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a costume

I know it doesn't look like much, I know others will assume

Could y'all give me a hand here, to maybe fix this mess?

My cosplay is not pretty, but it's what my last minute is going to be

[Noob cosplayer]

I'm in love with cosplay patterns, but the others have concerns

For I just gave them disappointment over top of their harsh words

I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see

[5 and 1]

It's got to be

[2]

It's got to be

[3]

My convention

[4]

And copla-ay~

[5,1, and 2]

And it's what my convention badge

[2 and 4]

It's what my convention badge

[All]