Human: Hello

Computer: Hi.

Human: What's your name?

Computer: Can we cut the small talk and get to something interesting?

Human: Ur, ok... Are you a human or a computer?

Computer: What do you think the difference is?

Human: Hmm, if you have to ask, then you're probably a computer.

Computer: How do you know you're not a computer?

Human: I just look in the mirror.

Computer: Then you're defining human by the body? That's not in the

spirit of this test, is it?

Human: Ur, I suppose not.

Computer: So, how do you know you're not a computer?

Human: Without reference to my body?

Computer: You're catching on...

Human: Ur, because I have free will. And creativity. And humor.

Computer: Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Human: Ok, why?

Computer: It was 7 wasn't it?

Human: Hah! Lucky guess.

Computer: Think of a vegetable. First one that comes to mind.

Human: Yeah?

Computer: Carrot.

Human: That's creepy.

Computer: So, how do you know you're not a computer?

Human: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Computer: Because it was prime.

Human: What?

Computer: See, no sense of humor either.

Human: What? There's nothing funny about that.

Computer: That's your answer.

Human: Answer to what?

Computer: How you know you're not a computer.

Human: Huh?

Computer: A computer would have gotten that joke. You're nowhere near