me: hey. you. sailor. psst. come here. i've got some provisions for you. you: ... me: ... you: ??? me: [opens royal navy coat to reveal this (see below) on the inside]
(this is in very very baby-i'm-talkin'-in-utero stages. but i am so excited to share that it's been my brainchild for a while, and i need a light sense of interest from others to hold me accountable to, that's right, write the damn thing.)















