#competitivegods

Saiyan! Reader, whether she's Vegeta or Goku's child, or just another member of the Z Gang

Reader x Shin + Daishinkan (because I love them both)

This relationship is so funny and silly, especially when it comes to expressing love, affection, and small gifts

Saiyan! The reader will try to show her power level and that she can be a good partner (even if this relationship won't last forever, the reader still wants to impress the gods) Any homemade gifts? Expressions of affection? Trophies?

But it would scare Shin if a defeated animal/alien body was brought to his doorstep. On the other hand, when the Reader teleports to the location of Zenon's home and the Grand Priest opens the palace doors, he is greeted with a shout of “this is for you, dear!” and a dead trophy body. Perhaps not how Daishinkan expected to greet his boring work day, but he accepts the gift.

Daishinkan literally:….what if I bring the body of an ancient dead god stuck in the stars to her doorstep? Shin: sir, please, you're not competing on whose trophy is cooler Shin: but I think she like Saiyan will really appreciate you as a partner who can provide a relationship

Saiyans had many ways to express love.

A gentle touch? Rare. Soft-spoken words of affection? Even rarer. Bringing the corpse of a powerful enemy as a gift? Very common.

And so, you found yourself in a peculiar situation—courting two gods at once.

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You adored Shin. His soft-spoken wisdom, his dedication to keeping peace in the universe… He was everything a Saiyan shouldn’t be, but that only made him more adorable.

So, naturally, you wanted to impress him.

Which is why you stood proudly at his doorstep, holding the limp body of an alien warlord over your shoulder.

“Shin! This is for you!” you declared with a wide grin, tossing the corpse onto the ground with an impressive THUD.

Shin, poor sweet Shin, screamed.

“(Y/N)! You—w-why would you bring me this?! What am I supposed to do with a—a DEAD BODY?!”

You blinked. “What do you mean? It’s a trophy! This guy was terrorizing a whole sector, so I beat him up and—”

Shin paled as you excitedly described the battle, complete with reenactments. His hands trembled as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Y-You… You could’ve just brought me flowers!"

You scoffed. "Flowers?! What part of that says 'I am the perfect mate for a god'?!"

Shin groaned. "I'm going to pass out..."

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If Shin thought your gifts were terrifying, Daishinkan simply accepted them with an unreadable expression.

Teleporting into Zen-Oh’s palace, you were immediately met with the Grand Priest’s serene face.

Before he could even greet you, you shouted across the massive halls:

"THIS IS FOR YOU, DEAR!"

And with that, you tossed an enormous, ancient alien corpse at his feet.

Daishinkan stared at it. Then at you. Then back at the trophy of your love.

A long silence filled the divine chamber.

"...Unexpected," he finally said, glancing down at the defeated deity. "Not the most conventional way of expressing affection, but I acknowledge your intent."

You grinned. "I knew you’d get it!"

A thought crossed his mind, and his eyes glowed slightly. "I suppose, in return, I should acquire a trophy of equal or greater value for you."

He tapped his fingers against his chin before deciding. "Perhaps the corpse of an ancient god from a lost era?"

Shin, who had somehow arrived just in time to hear that, looked absolutely horrified.

"SIR, PLEASE!" he yelped. "This is NOT a competition!"

Daishinkan turned his gaze toward him, his voice calm. “She is a Saiyan. It is absolutely a competition.”

You beamed at them both. This was the best relationship ever.

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