#committee dispatch

This is a public warning to stay out of the sewers for the time being. If for some reason you want or need to access the sewer system, please speak with your local representatives at either a section meeting or the Commune. Unless you're wanting to get in there for espionage and/or escape from the hand of the law, in which case you should not be in the sewers anyways.

It's quite late now, but it would be inconsiderate of me not to wish Citizen Marat a happy birthday (on behalf of the whole committee, I hope) and also to ask him to please stop causing logically inexplicable problems with the sewer.

Important Request: if anyone in the general Paris area has seen a large black dog wandering unattended somewhere in the vicinity of Rue Saint-Honoré, please inform us. The dog in question poses no danger and is in fact quite well trained, but its prompt return is necessary for, let's just say, the capability and capacity of one of our important representatives.

Citizen Saint-Just has requested that we try a "diplomatic" approach to relations with the Committee of General Security. And this goes both ways! Stop forging fake cult letters to try and implicate our members, and we'll stop recommending legislation to try and implicate yours. Fraternity!