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*comms rustling* Hello, this is your Captain speaking. Due to an emergency call from a civilian passenger ship we will enter a Stargate. Entry in 30. Secure yourself and read instructions. (was that good?
*muffled response*
Yeah. Yeah got it- oh. I forgot to turn the dang thing off) *louder again* Captain out.
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Bridge Records Stardate: 12/3
Captain: I feel like I’m having a midlife crisis.
Navigation Officer: Sir you are in your twenties.
Captain: Well then this is the middle of my life.
*uneasy silence*
Communication Officer: Captain Idris, with all due respect I don’t think that’s how it works.
Bridge Records Stardate: 11/27
Medical Officer: Howdy
Captain: Hi. Did you just say-
Medical Officer: Shuddup. Have you taken your break.
Captain: What?
Medical Officer: Your break, the break we are supposed to take every day, you are supposed to take your break. Remember?
Captain: OHHHhh the Break. Yeah I sure did. Hey did you know I can’t drive?
Medical Officer: Stop deflecting- wait what?
Captain: I drove once when I was twelve but I don’t think that counts.It was bad.
Medical Officer: Are you s***ing me? You command a starship but can’t drive? What’s wrong with you?!?
Captain: I fell down the stairs as a toddler. Twice.
Medical Officer: Ok. Okay. Fine.
Medical Officer: You’re still taking your dang break.
*unusually calm* Hello crew, this is your Captain speaking. I have an announcement to make. I lived.
From: Bridge, Cringle
To: Medical Dep., Bennard
Private Comms This is a private transmission.
Cringle: Beans
Bennard: Chris what in the everloving fuck do you want from me.
Cringle: Just wanted to chat :}
Bennard: I’m going to have a fucking aneurysm. Is something wrong.
Cringle: Nahhh why you so grumpy? Whahappen?
Bennard: Good because if you lied to me I’m asleep for the next 24 h. We don’t need to chat I see you and your fucking wet puppy eyes every day when I’m on duty and when you want to hang out. It’s shift’s end and I’m. Going. To. Sleep.
Cringle: Oh hi long shitty day syndrome I’ve missed you <3
Bennard: You are the main cause of my suffering.
Bennard has left the Comm.
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From: Bridge, Navigation Officer
To: Medical Dep., Medical Officer
Went to look after the Captain and he was completely out of it??? Is he ok/ do you know about this?
From: Medical Dep., Medical Officer
To: Bridge, Navigation Officer
He’s ok, only feverish and pumped with meds. But I thought we said we‘d stay away from sick people! I can’t believe you did this. At least don’t let him out, I’m worried he‘d crack his skull open somehow.
Don’t come to me wailing though when you catch it.
