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April 6th is officially the Day of the Penis.

So naturally, we—the Batfam enthusiasts, the Grayson Nation, the Nightwing scholars—gather in reverence to honor our Dick.

Yes. That Dick. Richard John Grayson. The first Robin. The original Boy Wonder. The man with the most iconic ass in comics and a name that writes its own jokes. 🦸‍♂️💦

Look, we could use today to talk about biology, reproductive health, awareness and all that important stuff (please do!), but in this little corner of fandom? It’s about celebrating the man who turned being called Dick into a symbol of agility, compassion, leadership, and thiccness.

Let’s talk facts:

🥇 He’s Batman’s first success story. 🍑 He’s canonically hot. Like, universally acknowledged hot. 🛏️ In most timelines, everyone wants to sleep with him. Including but not limited to: Kori, Babs, Helena, Wally, even a couple of villains — Slade 👀 — and aliens. 🩳 He’s been objectified in-universe more times than we can count. (Looking at you, Blüdhaven.) 👀 He jumps, flips, kicks, and quips while maintaining peak fanservice.

But it’s not just about the visuals. Dick Grayson is the heart of the Batfamily, the bridge between light and shadow. The one who saw Bruce's darkness and chose to still laugh, still love, still lead. The Dick that healed Gotham not with fear, but with empathy. The Dick we all deserve.

So yes, today is the Day of the Penis. But more importantly… it’s another day for Dick appreciation.

✨ Long live the king of flips, thighs, and emotional maturity. ✨ Happy Dick Day, everyone. Go read a Nightwing comic. Or five.

🧠 And a friendly PSA: Use a condom to keep it safe. Now we know that many cancers come from viruses—many of them transmitted via STIs. Safe Dick is happy Dick.

— or why the DC Trinity works because it doesn’t always work.

We love to frame the DC Trinity—Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman—as the ultimate team. The three pillars. A perfect equilibrium of mind, body, and soul. And sure, that’s poetic.

Pero seamos honestos: La Trinidad no funciona porque exista un equilibrio. Funciona porque existe un conflicto. ⚔️

They represent radically different ways of engaging with the world:

🦇 Bruce Wayne sees everything through the lens of control, justice, and prevention. He prepares for the worst, trusts no one fully, and believes that people, left to their own devices, won’t choose good unless watched. ☀️ Clark Kent believes people are inherently good. He offers trust before suspicion, kindness before force. He doesn’t prepare for everyone to fail—he prepares to help them succeed. 👑 Diana Prince sees the world as flawed not only in behavior, but in structure. She doesn't just fight individuals, she fights systems—patriarchy, war, deception. Her truth is active, not passive. She’s the sword and the olive branch.

💥 This creates friction. Not sometimes. Always.

📚 Where do we see this?

📖 Trinity (2002, Matt Wagner) — A brilliant look at their first canonical team-up. Diana is frustrated by Bruce’s paranoia. Bruce thinks Clark is too trusting. Clark tries to bridge them—he mostly fails. They’re powerful because they challenge one another.

📖 Justice League: Origin (New 52, Geoff Johns) — The tension is dialed up. Bruce and Diana are warriors. Clark is an alien god. No one knows who to trust. They learn, slowly, not to agree—but to cooperate.

📖 Wonder Woman: Hiketeia — Diana and Bruce are violently opposed in moral values. Diana protects a girl seeking ritual sanctuary. Bruce wants to take her in. Diana warns him, then fights him. It’s raw, personal, and rooted in differing understandings of justice.

📖 Kingdom Come — An older Bruce, disillusioned. Clark returns after exile. Diana urges war. Bruce chooses strategy. Clark wants diplomacy. The entire comic is an essay in how three people who love each other can fundamentally disagree—and still stand united.

📖 Trinity (2008, Busiek) — This series explores how they anchor reality itself. But even as they literally hold the multiverse together, they don’t stop arguing. Diana questions Bruce’s methods. Bruce challenges Clark’s restraint. Clark calls both out when they lose perspective.

This tension isn’t a problem. It’s a feature. It makes the Trinity dynamic, meaningful, and real. Because life isn’t about neat alignments—it’s about clashing beliefs learning to live side by side.

They don’t cancel each other out. They hold each other up. Even when it’s messy. Especially when it’s messy.

⚖️ The Trinity isn’t balance—it’s resistance, growth, disagreement, and love. A war of ideas wrapped in myth and capes. And that’s why they’re iconic.

The trinity is, in the end, a true friendship.