#comically queer

Back up but with some revisions.

Some people in my position just go by "Queer" which I think is cool as well. It works great because it's a pretty wide umbrella term. I think I would call myself generally queer as well in terms of who I'm attracted to.

To be clear: I do have a label for my gender- just not for who I'm attracted to.

For textures I don't like my first line of defense is always to cover it in a nice smooth texture - TAPE MY BELOVED.

I have no clue why I am like this. My working theory is that when I was really young I used to put everything in my mouth until one day I did that with a water proof jacket and it formed some kind of neural pathway. For when I hear the sound of people touching the fabric maybe it's mirror neurons?

Other Items on my shit list:

whatever they use to make cheap pencil pouches ( the kind that plagued my elementary school years)

2D hologram things that change the picture when you turn it from side to side

sometimes the fabrics in seatbelts ( don't worry I still wear them)

Also, sorry about the muted colors I used for this comic, I didn't realize I did that until I was finished with it.

----------------------------------------------------------------

My least favorite season is fall and winter.

Everyone wears those damn water proof winter jackets. When I TOUCH that fabric I can feel the texture in my mouth. When I HEAR the sound the fabric makes when it brushes against itself, I can feel it in my mouth. Shopping is near impossible for any snow gear.

Employee: can I help you sir?

Me: Do you have water proof jackets made out of soft, absorbent material?

Worst of all, every time I try to describe this sensation people think I'm nuts.