#comedyofinstagram

I cannot deny nor will I hide that I'm getting my fluffin fargin fat arse back into STAND UP! !! Sorry didn't mean to do the swears, I'm passionate, AND I'M STARVING. so buy me a cup of coffee ( https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dashboard I mean https://www.buymeacoffee.com/EqAx82p ) I'll need it for my drive across country phrom Los Angeles to Cleveland, Ohio... The Heart Of It All... my baxillion of Cleveland, Rocky River & NRHS jokes & stories will land in the city that rocks. There's a bubbling scene in Cleveland. I'm gonna be the MSB of comedy in Cleveland, Ohio-the heart of it all. Foreva a SERENDIPITOUS FRANKENSTEIN EPIGONE POET! !! California is as repressed as Ohio, so I'd rather be in a city I love by a lake that runs through my veins. That's a reference to my drug use. I have shot up sugar with Lake Erie H2O, I was tgat type. I meant "that", but I have no time to rewrite right now. Scouts phrom @jimmyfallon & BIG Chuck little John & @foxnews @liz_oann & @friends are in the audience right now, I'm ready for my close up Fellini. I have my #friends #script ready. But I still say it be great iph all comics pick one day & just give everyone goat milk & cookies in praise of one our collective saviours of comedy @cathyladman1 she is the best! !! Try the vegan veal wrapped in bacon, I'll be here all of the sleeping preggers cat dream, in a box, under a bed Aphter eating garlic spaghetti with pickles, peanut butter & mayonnaise malaise in a Orange cream sauce & pickles. #comedy #comedyvideo #comedyofinstagram #cle #cleveland #clevelandrocks #tremont #rockyriver #nrhs #northroyaltonhighschool #northroyalton #nofilter #216cle #440cle #330cleveland #440cleveland #irule #tremont #cuyahoga #ohio #standup #standupcomedy (at The cleveland comedy club) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9cJYrRpykU/?igshid=1de4fxes738ar

#improv #comedy #comedyofinstagram #improvoftheday #improvofthefuture (at Steel City Improv Theater)

So at a meeting with all men this guy goes into a "joke" his brother once told him: this guy pulls up in a Porsche and says to a woman "you want to FUCK for a million dollars, the money is all yrs no questions asked." She thinks about it for a few minuted minutes and says "sure" as she gets into the car. They drive off. A few minutes later the guy says "i totally forgot,I got some things I need to pay off so now I can only give you $500,000." The woman thinks about it for a few minutes and says "sure ok, I'm already here." So they continue to drive. Then the guy says "What about Just $20?" The woman gets mad and says "What kinda woman do you think I am?" And the guy says "i know what kind of woman you are by just getting in the car, now we are just negotiating." Everyone laughed. I just shook my head. Than the guy went on to say "my brother told me once we spend money, get flowers, pay for dinnets, presents, spend our time-we might as well just get a $40 whore, cause all women are whores" all the guys erupt into laughter I just shake my head. The guy looks at me and says "you as a comedian should know to laugh at yrself" I retort "I am particular about my comedy. When something is funny I laugh. After hearing a plethora of horrible jokes like that I laugh at what is funny not because others are laughing. I'm a comedian and also a feminist, so I won't laugh or find joy in calling all women whores." I laughed alone loudly at all the boys silence as they stared at me. #jokes #comedy #comedyofinstagram #jokesofinstagram #feminism #feminist #laughedalone #fridaypontification #fridaythought (at South Central LA)