#comedy.

hunter accusing wally of having never experienced any tragedy is so intensely hilarious to me. bc you know that dumbass’s internal monologue was ‘man he’s right. nothing bad has ever happened to me ever😃’

fr given the queer coding and how much Riku is associated with light and awakening, esp for Sora, it would be really funny if Riku was the literal gay awakening

the "connor is secretly teagan's son due to isolde having an affair with him" lore is genuinely more compelling to me than most of the lore reveals or characters in veilguard. fhshgjsf.

Never not funny that ever since Phoebe Bridgers covered Mike Kozelek's You Missed My Heart, that song that is literally about an abusive ex to the point of obsession and murder has been romanticized and blorbofied to death WHICH IS FINE AND DANDY IF YOU SHIP LIKE. THE GUYS FROM HANNIBAL OR WHATEVER but it's always the cutesy not at all dark ships.

She distortion on my world till I giratina

*mitch hedburg voice* the local pharmacy sells batteries in packs that go up to 24 for double A and 16 for triple A. I guess they don't want to put more than 48 A's in any one pack.

d word girly making matty do yoga with her in the bunker send post